User blog:Windows XP Mapping/Escaping the Prison Fail Messages

File Window: Protip:

Look Before You Leap

File Cell Door (No First Click):

You've Got The Reflexes Of A Statue

Hint: You Can Defend Yourself By Clicking At The Alert

File Cell Door (First Click, No Second Click):

Oh Yeah, I Forgot To Tell You! There's Another Guard Coming!

Belt of Grenades:

Uhh... I Don't Even Know What To Say About That One...

Chair (Left):

Fatty.

Rope:

This Seems Awfully Familiar...

Parachute:

I Think That Was A Regular Backpack. See What Happens When You Assume?

JetPack:

Unreadable:

Wow... That Was The Lamest Thing I've Ever Seen. The Animator Must Have Gotten REALLY Lazy Or Something. I Mean Honestly That Was Probably The Dumbest Fail I've Seen In This Entire Movie! So Anyway, What Do You Think Of The Movie So Far? Enjoying It? It's Taken Quite A While, And As I'm Typing This It Is Yet To Be Completed. I Doubt You'll Be Able To Read This Far Down Unless You Figure Out A Way To Pause Or Do Some Other Sneaky Thing. Laaaammmeee!

Readable:

It Takes Many Hours Of JetPack Training Before You're Able To Operate One

NrG Drink:

NrG - Side Effects Include: Nausea, Headaches, Rapid Heartbeat, And Possibilities Of Stroke And/Or Heart Attack

Teleporter:

You Just Can't Seem To Get The Hang Of That Thing Can You?

Rocket Launcher:

Uh... Way To Aim Buddy...

Guilty:

What Kind Of Third-Rate Lawyer Did You Hire

Opacitator:

You'd Think Something Like That Would Come Up In The Beta Testing

Running (Not Clicking)

Try Dodging The Bullets, n00b

Running (Clicking Right):

Don't Worry, I Hear Prison Dentists Are Great

Running (Clicking Left, Not Clicking):

It's Always A Good Idea To Watch Where You're Going. Especially If You're Running Away From The Cops

Running (Clicking Left Twice):

lol Brawl Reference

Sheriff (Not Clicking):

Come On. You Were So Close!

(I Think That One Of The Owners Should've Done These)