User:Mysterywriter707

It all started when I was born.

I ate some pepperoni...

And...

I gained attraction to tables...

That's when everything changed.

Suddenly, yellow was blue, people had really strange hair, women were suddenly hot, depression existed.

I rebelled against my home town. I first appeared on Fanfiction.net, then, I conquered other lands as well.

Soon, I was the most powerful being in the galaxy...

No...THE UNIVERSE.

Then everyone died, the end!

Also, I have a femalepal, love you leo smh