Lightning Quick Larcenist

Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fake-out ending in Infiltrating the Airship. Despite being a fail, the fake ending is still referenced in Fleeing the Complex, but does not continue into Completing the Mission (Most likely cause of Henry's implied death).

Plot
Using the Sticky Hand to make his way over, Henry disembarks from Charles Calvin' helicopter and attaches to the door of the Airship's cargo hold. There, he locates a safe inside, and prepares to steal it.
 * [X] Zero-Point Energy - Henry points his finger at the safe, firing a laser which allows him to pick it up. However, he slams the safe into the cargo door above him, which then falls on top of Henry. (Message: I don't really know where you were planning to put that.)
 * [X] Ball 'n Chain - Latching a ball-n-chain onto the safe, Henry then kicks the ball off the ship, sending the safe crashing into him. Henry and the safe are rescued by Charles' helicopter. The two brought on board, the safe is opened, revealing... only a stuffed Teddy bear. The game ends with Captain Galeforce facepalms in complete disappointment while Rupert Price raises his assault rifle towards Henry. (Message: A winner is you!). This fake ending leads to "You win!" achievement.

Characters

 * Henry Stickmin
 * Captain Hubert Galeforce
 * Rupert Price
 * Charles Calvin
 * Reginald Copperbottom
 * Right Hand Man
 * Geoffrey Plumb
 * Sledge MacRush
 * Hanz Spearman
 * Matthew Norbert (Voice only)
 * Benjamin Bourseious (Voice only)

Trivia

 * This is the only fake ending in the entire Henry Stickmin series.
 * However, the S.S. Annie choice in Ghost Inmate and Full Speed choice in Stickmin Space Resort include the ending music or a MISSION COMPLETE icon for a split-second, before showing the fail.
 * The A winner is you! fail text is a reference to the 1986 NES game  Pro Wrestling .

Reference

 * A reference to a Lightning Quick Larcenist was shown in Fleeing The Complex Teaser Trailer. When Dmitri Johannes Petrov and Grigori Olyat discuss the conflicting reports about what actually happened between Henry and the Toppat Clan, Grigori mentions that there is "something about a teddy bear".