User:Universal787

Disclaimer (MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS FIRST BEFORE SENDING INFINITE HATE FOR NO GOOD REASON, AND I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, CHARLES/GOVERNMENT STANS...)
I'm not counting BtB because there's only 1 ending, and I'm also not counting EtP and StD because they both only have 3 endings, and I thought that would be useless for me to include them.

Don't shout or bully me if I like an ending that you hate or if I hate an ending that you like. I'm saying this because I put some toppat endings higher up than at the very bottom, and I know that the hate from the literal Government stans will be going after seeing something like TK not in a very low tier. I wouldn't be writing this specific warning I'm writing now if most of the Henry Stickmin fanbase wasn't like Charles and Government stans who can't accept the fact that not everyone puts all toppat endings at the very bottom and that not everyone praises Charles and/or call Jacked Hughman as a Monster. I do like Government endings more than Toppat Endings, but that doesn't mean that I should hate on Toppat Endings indefinitely.

Also, you should probably expect this pattern for my tier (doesn't guarantee this pattern since you can't guarantee tier list patterns in a tier list of an average person that isn't ultra biased):

Government Endings > Toppat Endings > Lone Wolf endings > Tragic/Emotional Endings > Endings where Henry doesn't meet his goal at all

Minus points if the ending has caused a lot of unnecessary hate drama.

Anyways, let's get into the endings now.

Infiltrating the Airship (I like all ItA endings, but not all the same amount)

 * 1) Government Supported Private Investigator (Amazing) - Government is on Henry's side, and Toppat Clan airship division is arrested.
 * 2) Relentless Bounty Hunter (Great) - Government is on Henry's side, but only Reginald is arrested. Right Hand Man is a cyborg, but the real thing that makes this not the best is that Right Hand Man makes the Toppat Clan a bigger threat than it was when Sven was in charge (no hate to Sven, so don't go cosplay Sven and send hate to me).
 * 3) Rapidly Promoted Executive (Good) - Henry gets control of the entire Toppat Clan, having a great time doing well as leader. He's got some friends at least.
 * 4) Pure Blooded Thief (Pretty Good) - Even though this ending still ends well, Henry's a lone wolf and doesn't have either faction on his side. Still a good ending that still leads to not bad endings (Dave Panpa is optionally freed in this ending as well).

Fleeing the Complex

 * 1) Convict Allies (Amazing) - Henry busts out of the complex with Ellie. It's clearly the best ending (no, I'm not a simp), because Henry still has Ellie as his friend (even if Henry was a lone wolf in PBT, he later has either the Toppat Clan or the Government on his side in PP and TR, which both come from PBT+CA), and Ellie will assist him in his missions usually.
 * 2) International Rescue Operative (Great) - This is a great ending tbh. Henry gets rescued by Charles and Henry's a free man, but Convict Allies is still better in my opinion, because you get a friend in CA even if you chose PBT (the ItA ending where Henry goes lone wolf), while you can't combine PBT with either IRO or TB.
 * 3) Presumed Dead (Good) - This is a good ending because Henry makes it out alive. Although henry nearly dies and there's no Ellie or Charles involved in this ending, but it's still good otherwise.
 * 4) Ghost Inmate (Good) - This is a good ending because Henry escapes the complex without getting detected, but he doesn't have Ellie as a friend (instead, he uses Ellie to escape and then he abandons her), and Ellie even comes back to bite him in TCW, but otherwise a good ending.
 * 5) The Betrayed (Terrible) - I just don't understand the existence of this ending. I think that if you chose the Toppat Clan in the phone a friend option, it should just result in a fail instead of progression. I really despise this ending and it's existence because Henry gets betrayed and dies (was revived later, but dies later in the only ending that TB leads to).

Completing the Mission

 * 1) Triple Threat (The absolute best) - Undeniably the best ending for me. Henry, Charles, and Ellie take down the Toppat Clan and now the Toppat Clan is rekt and then the Government wins. There couldn't be ANYTHING better than that. Also, the Toppat rocket doesn't crash at any ordinary prison, but it crashes into a maximum security prison (called the Wall), guaranteeing full security against the Toppats, so there would be no way anyone onboard will escape.
 * 2) Special BROvert Ops (Amazing) - Even though there's no Ellie in this one, the Toppat Clan is taken down, but the Clan members just get sent to prison. They could escape, but that would be unlikely. Still Amazing.
 * 3) Toppat King (Great, oh god the Government stans oh no help) - This ending actually ends well for Henry. Henry basically has a faction on his side, there's Ellie, and instead of just being another member of the Toppat Clan, Henry LEADS the Toppat Clan with Ellie on his side. Still no better than TT and SBO tho, but clearly the best ending where Henry's on the Toppat's side.
 * 4) Pardoned Pals (Great) - Henry and Ellie take down the Toppat Clan via the big play, and the Wall can't even get them anymore because Dmitri and Grigori are dead, and Henry and Ellie are in the Government now. Henry and Ellie are also pardoned, and Henry even probably gets to keep the Ruby instead of returning it to the Toppats in TR.
 * 5) Capital Gains (Great) - Right Hand Man is defeated, Toppat Clan can't take off as easily as they could, and Henry and Ellie are rich, and since this route starts from RBH, that means that Henry and Ellie have the Government on their side.
 * 6) Free Man (Good) - Henry's freed from his Toppat orbital cell, and the Government's most likely on his side. This ending isn't bad for me.
 * 7) Master Bounty Hunter (Good) - Yeah ik that the RHM is defeated and the Toppat Clan loses, but PuffBalls makes Henry's squad die way too early in the ending, and never mentioned in any way again. Ik that PuffBalls can't predict if the Henry Stickmin fanbase will start liking Henry's MBH squad, but PuffBalls should at least have them mentioned after their deaths, instead of getting treated like they're just background deco with no effect on the plot whatsoever when it's obvious that they have at least some effect on the plot.
 * 8) Little Nest Egg (Good) - Basically CG without Ellie. I really like the Undertale reference tho.
 * 9) Stickmin Space Resort (Good) - Basically Henry helps stop the Toppats, and he turns the orbital station into a resort. Henry probably wasn't allied with the Government in this ending, but the Government can thank Henry Stickmin for taking away the rocket and turning the onboard Toppats into good guys, and weaken the rest of the clan that didn't convert and help the soldiers arrest them.
 * 10) Toppat 4 Life (Good) - Henry stops the Government's plans to raid the Toppat Base. Like it's not like Henry was even friends with the Government anyways, so Henry was basically helping the faction he sides on (the Toppat Clan in this ending).
 * 11) Cleaned em Out (Neutral Good) - It's kinda disappointing that this is the only ending that follows from GSPI where Charles doesn't make a physical appearance and where Henry commits a crime he used to do in the past, but at least Henry stole from a criminal organization tho. Still not a bad ending, but there are better endings out there.
 * 12) Toppat Recruits (Neutral Good) - Like you don't even get to be the Toppat Leader. You just get recruited into it. At least Ellie is in this ending, it ends good, and The Wall is no longer after them now.
 * 13) Jewel Baron (Neutral) - Although Henry's rich and the Toppat Clan is defeated, Henry has no friends (no Government, no Toppat Clan obviously, and no Ellie), but it's still not a very bad ending tho. It ends well, at least.
 * 14) Multiverse Correction (Neutral, Barely means anything) - Like this really isn't like a good ending or a bad ending. It's just a secret ending.
 * 15) Revenged (Not my taste) - This ending is the exact reason why I wished that the Toppat Clan option in FtC's Phone a Friend choice screen should lead to either a dead end, or a fail. Basically Henry dies without anyone in the multiverse remembering him, AND his only faction affiliation in this ending (The Toppat Clan) betrayed him, so Henry has no friends, and even died having no friends. It wouldn't be so bad if Puffballs didn't have to confirm that Henry died in Revenged. The only epic thing I see in this is the cyborg battle, but it ends quickly, and it's quickly ruined by Henry's death. I would prefer seeing Henry dying in non-canon fails than in a canon ending. I think it's also just me because I personally don't like sad and emotional endings. I can respect it stands out from the other endings. This didn't cause too much drama, so I can respect that.
 * 16) Valiant Hero (Bad. Wouldn't be that bad if the Charles stans didn't start a new drama topic.) - Although the Toppat Clan is destroyed, Charles most likely died in this ending, and that's terrible. At least Charles died what he liked doing the most, and he's remembered by his friends. I would rather see Charles die in non-canon fails (like in the SBO IR Sniper fail) than in a canon ending. Also people are throwing hate on Jacked Hughman for Charles's death, and seeing stuff like "I HATE YOU JACKED HUGHMAN I HOPE YOU GO TO THE BROILER ROOM AND THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL" makes me cringe and hate Valiant Hero even more. Even if I liked emotional endings (which I don't), this ending wouldn't be my ending just because of the anti Jacked Hughman riots this ending caused. Stupid Charles stans. :infinite-facepalms: The ending without the drama it caused would be better than Revenged.
 * 17) Toppat Civil Warfare (Eww cliffhanger ending) - Basically Henry and Ellie are enemies, and the Toppat Clan rips itself apart. It's bad, as Henry makes a new clan, but Ellie presumably initiates war on Henry's clan, therefore making the Toppat Clan rip itself apart. At least that the Government could sit back and chow down popcorn whiles watching this, but this is still a horrible ending. Unlike the other endings I dislike, this is the only ending where I see no reason to like this ending other than D A V E. It's literally a missed potential for PuffBalls to make it actually good in some way.