Completing the Mission transcript

Capital Gains

 * Ellie Rose: Wait. You have a tank!?
 * [Henry opens the garage]
 * Ellie Rose: You said you stole this from the Toppats? That name sounds familiar. I think I heard of them when I was getting locked up at the wall... Criminal organization, right? And you crossed them, huh? We gotta put this bad boy to use! What do you say we hit 'em again? I don't know about you, but I'm runnin' pretty low on cash... Great! I'll get in touch with my contacts and find out where they're at.
 * [Henry driving the Tank]
 * Ellie Rose:  These tracks should lead us right to the secret Toppat base. We might even find... That's it! The transport train! I think there's supposed to be... There it is! Their money cart! I'm pretty sure that cart contains all the money they've amassed. There's our payday. Let's take it to 'em!
 * Wallace Dagwood: Oi. Ya hear that?! What is that?

Hunker [Fail]

 * Ellie Rose: We should have just done this from the beginning.

Fire

 * Fred Worst: Hah! Nice shot!
 * [The mountain collapses and blocks the tunnel]
 * Fred Worst: Stop the train!
 * Mr. Macbeth: Boss! The train's in trouble. I can't stop iiiit! [The train crashes]
 * Right Hand Man: I'm on the way! [Flies to train with his legs that turned into a jet propeller]
 * Ellie Rose: Well... That's one way to do it. Now... how are we... Gonna get all this money out of here?

Purse of Holding [Fail]

 * Ellie Rose: Man, this is gonna take forever...
 * [Right Hand Man looks at them from the window, fires his laser beam]

Fulton

 * Ellie Rose: Sooo... Now what...
 * Right Hand Man: Oi! This doesn't belong to you!

Needle [Fail]

 * Right Hand Man: What're you doing?
 * [Henry pops the Fulton, while the Right Hand Man can hover]
 * Right Hand Man: What an idiot.

Wombo Combo

 * Ellie Rose: Happy feet!
 * Henry Stickmin: Stickmin! Pawnch!
 * Ellie Rose: Seems like we're out of the danger zone.
 * [Ellie turns Right Hand Man's disembodied legs into a jet engine]
 * Ellie Rose: That should do the trick.

Toppat King

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Preparations are nearly complete. Should be able to launch within an hour.
 * Ellie Rose: Whooaoah! This place is cool. So this is the Toppat Clan's secret base... Sign me up! Whoa, what happened to that guy?
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Henry! You're back...I took charge in your stead. I hope you don't mind...
 * Ellie Rose: Mh, ah, I'm Ellie. I'm new here. What are you guys up to?
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Well...uh...Henry...Remember that orbital station...idea...we were talking about? We went ahead with that plan. We've got all of our assets in there already. Once the final preparations are complete, we'll be ready to launch into orbit. That should keep us far away from any governments trying to bring us down. Should be able to-
 * Burt Curtis: Hey uh... Chief?
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Ehoh. Hey, what did I tell you about calling me that? Henry is the chief, remember?
 * Burt Curtis: Oh, okay, yeah. We're under attack
 * Reginald Copperbottom: You two, get to the rocket! Henry! One, Two? Three!
 * Computer: The rocket is launching in: Five minutes.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Do something!

Super Punch [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Waaaaaaaahh!

Wrist Strapped Grapple Hook

 * Soldier 1: Freeze!
 * Soldier 2: Get on the ground!
 * Soldier 3: Hands up! Hands up!

Helicopter [Fail]

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Just you wait 'til my friend get here.
 * Vance Kite: Yeah, sure...

Abandon [Fail]

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Just you wait 'til my friend get here.
 * Vance Kite: Yeah, sure...
 * Jack Doogan: We gotta bogey inbound!

Mounted Gun

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Just you wait 'til my friend get here.
 * Vance Kite: Yeah, sure...
 * Frankie Pizza: Bomb has been planted.
 * Norm Hexter: Isn't this an EMP?

Revolver [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: It's high noon...

Flute

 * Norm Hexter: Hey!
 * Victoria Grit: Its the leader!
 * Right Hand Man: I was wondering when you'd show up. Time's up, let's do this.

Charge [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Henrrryyyyyy!

Dual-Tech

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Wow...
 * Computer: The rocket is launching in: One minute.
 * Right Hand Man: We've gotta hurry.
 * Ellie Rose: You guys need a ride?
 * Major Hershell Panzer: Don't let her get through, men!
 * Ellie Rose: We've got company!

Henry

 * Computer: Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
 * Ellie Rose: Wait! Henry's still down there!
 * Reginald Copperbottom: I'll keep the door open as long as I can.
 * Right Hand Man: C'mon, we gotta go.
 * Henry Stickmin: Augh!

G-inverter [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Woah!

Cloud [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Ahhhh!

Abandoned Tank

 * [Reginald catches Henry]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: I gotcha,Henry! You know... I could drop you right now and nobody would know... But why would I do that?
 * [Reginald pulls Henry up]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: I saw you out there! You put yourself on the line to save the Toppat Clan. You've truly earned my respect. I can't think of a better person to lead us!
 * [The Toppat Orbital Station successfully reaches outer space]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Thanks to Henry's efforts, we were able to establish our orbital station. Unfortunately, we lost quite a few members during the raid. With the station in orbit, we were able to raid any place on Earth with ease. Ellie was officially recruited into the Toppat Clan, and given the rank: Right Hand Lady. Me and my Right Hand Man went to become top operators of the clan, performing several successful operations.

Pardoned Pals/Toppat Recruits

 * Ellie Rose: I know it's been a long ride, but we're almost there. You've heard of the Toppat Clan, right? They have a secret base out here. I'm hoping they might let us join up with them now that we're on the run. Should be right around the- Wha? Hang on!
 * [Ellie drives down the slope to the Toppat Base]
 * Matteo Gurtchev: Yes, sir! We found them! They took the bike here just like you said!
 * Dmitri Johannes Petrov: I am on the way. send in the entire squad!
 * Matteo Gurtchev: It seems like some other government is here. They are fighting with the Toppats.
 * Dmitri Petrov: Don't worry about them, focus on Henry and the girl.
 * [Henry and Ellie crash their motorcycle on a car]
 * Ellie Rose: You okay?
 * Todd Tater: Wait, who are these guys? The Toppats are bringing in reinforcements!
 * Ellie Rose: We gotta get outta here. We're sitting ducks!
 * Dolan Torkov: Get the prisoners!
 * Todd Tater: Open fire!

Rope + Wings

 * Ellie Rose: Let's try and get up to the-
 * [A helicopter knocks the rope over]
 * Konrad Bukowski: Two enemies! Towards the launch tower!
 * [Henry and Ellie land inside the launch tower]
 * [The Bukowski twins enter the window]
 * Calvin Bukowski: Got one of 'em right here, bro.
 * Konrad Bukowski: Nice! Now where's the other one?

Disguise Kit [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Hey, brother!
 * Konrad Bukowski: You serious?!

CorrupTick [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Let's try and get up to the--
 * [A helicopter knocks the rope over]
 * Konrad Bukowski: Two enemies! Towards the launch tower!
 * [Henry and Ellie land inside the launch tower, T-Posing and not getting up]
 * [The Bukowski twins enter the window, shaking]
 * [One of the twins has a gun instead of a head and speaks gibberish]
 * [The other twin speaks gibberish and gets close to the screen]

Time Machine

 * [Henry travels 2 years in the past]
 * General: You are now one month into your training. This is only the beginning. It will be harder-
 * [Henry throws a rock at Calvin, then the Bukowski Twins start fighting]
 * General: Bukowski Twins! You boys will never be fit for combat duty! I will personally see to it that you are discharged from the-
 * [Henry travels back to the Present]
 * Ellie Rose: Let's try and get up to the-
 * [A helicopter knocks the rope over]
 * [Henry and Ellie land inside the launch tower]
 * Ellie Rose: You good?
 * [Henry gives a thumbs up]
 * Ellie Rose: Alright, let's get going.
 * Computer: The rocket is launching in: Two minutes.
 * Ellie Rose: Once we get to the top of this tower, we'll cross the bridge and be on the rocket. Hopefully the Toppat Clan will let us join.
 * Ivan Petroteva: *sigh* да, they are here. On the bridge. Open fire!
 * Matteo Gurtchev: Roger that.
 * [The tank fire a missile on the bridge, then part of it collapses]

Timeout

 * Henry Stickmin: Woah!

Catch [Fail]

 * Ellie Rose: Waahh!
 * Henry Stickmin: Ahhhh!
 * Ivan Petroteva: Huh.

Grapple [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Ahhh!

Block

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Quickly!
 * Right Hand Man: Huh? Hold it! You're not Toppats!
 * Ellie Rose: Nononono. We're here to join you! We're wanted just like all of you.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Wait, you're the guy that stole our ruby. You do have some skills... We'll let you join, as long as you return the ruby.
 * Dmitri Johannes Petrov: Don't move! Those two belong to me!
 * Grigori Olyat: You're coming with us.
 * [The helicopter blasts a part of the rocket open]
 * Charles Calvin: Yeah this is Charles, following up on that disturbance we saw at the bridge. Yeah it turns out the Toppat leaders are here! Wait is that Henry? Henry? Come on help me take down the Toppats!
 * Ellie Rose: What do we do?

None [Fail]

 * [Henry and Ellie jump out the rocket]
 * Henry Stickmin: Ahhhhh!
 * [Ellie uses a knife to hang on to the rocket]
 * Computer: Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
 * Ellie Rose: Hm. This is quite the predicament.

The Wall [Fail]

 * [Henry and Ellie walks towards to Dmitri and Grigori, surrendering]
 * Dmitri Johannes Petrov: You two will never see the light of day again!

Government (Pardoned Pals)

 * [Henry signals to Charles]
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, I'm coming, get in!
 * [Henry and Ellie jump in the helicopter]
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, I've got a plan: we've gotta shoot out these support beams. All units, fall back. We're going in for the big play!
 * [Henry and Ellie shoot the support beams to cause the rocket topple and explode]
 * Charles Calvin: Yeah! Nice work, botha you! This is Charles, reporting to base. I've got a couple of pals with me, you're never gonna guess who they are.
 * General Galeforce: Henry!? Well, and if it isn't Ellie too. We've had you on our watch list for a while. Thanks for your help here today. I didn't think we could trust you after last time. Eh, I guess we owe you one.
 * Ellie Rose: Well... Now that you mention it... We do have kind of a criminal history problem...
 * General Galeforce: Yeah, I figured that was coming. I suppose you've earned a pardon.

The Toppat Clan (Toppat Recruits)

 * [Henry and Ellie signal to the Toppat leaders]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Take these!
 * [Reginald and Right Hand Man hand Henry and Ellie AK-47s]
 * [Henry and Ellie shoot Dmitri and Grigori, while the Right Hand Man shoots the helicopter's rotors]
 * Charles Calvin: Uh oh. I've gotta fall back...
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Well done. Now get strapped in. We're about to blast off.
 * Ellie Rose: Wow, I can't believe that worked...
 * [Dmitri knocks out Ellie]
 * Dmitri Johannes Petrov: You've taken everything from me. My reputation is ruined. Now I will ruin you!
 * [Dmitri misses a punch, then Henry picks him up and throws him out the rocket]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Everyone! I'd like to welcome our new members. They really showed their gusto when it counted. Also, they promised to return the Ruby.

Triple Threat

 * Ellie Rose: You sure this is where he's gonna pick us up? Ah, there he is. You said you did some work with him in the past? Or something? If you trust him, then so do I.
 * Charles Calvin: Hey Henry! Nice to see you again. Who's your friend?
 * Ellie Rose: I'm Ellie.
 * Charles Calvin: Well, nice to meet you. Any friend of Henry's is a friend of mine! So, uh... I was able to swing by to pick you guys up, but, uh... well you remember the captain...? Yeah, he had to sanction this pickup in return we're gonna need your assistance again. With the Toppats... again... uh... I hope that's alright.
 * Ellie Rose: Well... It is the least we could do. He is helping us out.
 * Charles Calvin: Good. Let me fill you in on the details when we get into the air.
 * [Charles flies the Helicopter in the air]
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, so what's left of the Toppat Clan has uh... set out some sort of secret base in the jungle... seems like they're planning to launch some sort of space shuttle into orbit. They'll be sitting pretty if they pull this off so we gotta, uh... make sure they don't do that. I talked to the General and he said he's pulling out all our main forces. He said that Henry and I made a good team last time so he trusts that we can pull it off.
 * Ellie Rose: Henry and I make a pretty good team too! Don't count me out!
 * Charles Calvin: Then we're gonna make a great squad. With the three of us, we'll have no problems... Completing the Mission.
 * Ellie Rose: Why did you say it like that?
 * [Two Hours before Launch]
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, we're there. I don't think I can get any closer without... getting shot down.
 * Ellie Rose: No worries! We can get there from here. Where we droppin', boys?

Parasol via Tower [Fail]

 * Byeah: We got some... delinquents on the window of the control tower.
 * Byeah Sniper: I'll take care of it.
 * Byeah #503: Byeah, I was about to close up.

Jetpack via SAM Turret

 * [Henry and Ellie fly into the SAM Turret, destroying it in the process]
 * Ellie Rose: That was... weirdly... smooth. So, what's the plan?
 * Sven Svensson: [On P.A.] The rocket will be launching very soon. Please get on board immediately. I will not hesitate to leave you behind!
 * Charles Calvin: Uh oh. Sounds like they're about to takeoff. You guys should get over there right away. I'll be down to help as soon as I can.

Swap x6 [Achievement]

 * Charles Calvin: Hey, that looks like fun, but, umm... we're kind of... on the clock here.

Throw [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Waaaaaaaahh!!!

Climb Down and Run [Fail]

 * [Henry and Ellie climb down and start to run]
 * Charles Calvin: You guys are still running? You know I can pick you up.
 * [Henry and Ellie still running]
 * Charles Calvin: Ah, you're staying committed to you choice. I can respect that.

Build [Fail]

 * (Minecraft theme plays)
 * Henry: Oough.

Barrel

 * Charles Calvin: Alright, I'm here. Combo time!

Hand [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: I gotcha!

Cannon

 * Charles Calvin: Eh, funny story. This cannon was actually made to fire humans. It's kind of weird. Hold onto your butts!
 * [Henry and Ellie crash into the Toppat Orbital Station window]
 * Charles Calvin: Direct hit! Now quick, guys. You've got to stop that rocket from taking off.
 * Ellie Rose: Umm... Got a little bit of a situation...

Fusion [Fail]

 * Ellry: Who will challenge me?!
 * Kabbitz: I'll take care of this. You think just because you fused you're a match for me?! Don't make me laugh.
 * Ellry: Enough waiting around!
 * [Ellry punches Kabbitz, but fails]
 * [Kabbitz knees Ellry]
 * [Ellry blocks his punch, then continues to battle]
 * Ellry: Hoo. Haa. Hee. Haa. Hoo. Huh. Hoo. Haa. Hee. Haa. Hoo. Haa. Hoo. Huh. Hee. Haa. Huh.
 * [Kabbitz defeats Ellry]
 * Ellry: Guh!

Diversion

 * [Diversion theme plays while Ellie and Henry dances]
 * Ellie Rose: Situation sorted...
 * [The rocket starts to launch]
 * Charles Calvin: Uh, guys? The rocket's launching! We gotta do something before they get into orbit!
 * Ellie Rose: We have to come up with a plan, quick!

Charles' Plan [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Ok, guys. I have the most awesome plan. I'm gonna crash head first into the cafeteria window.
 * Ellie Rose: What do you mean? Like you're gonna jump out and smash it with your head?
 * Charles Calvin: No, no, with my helicopter! What do you guys think? I'm ready to-
 * Ellie Rose: Hold on, I don't... really understand.
 * Charles Calvin: What's not to understand? It's simple: I fly the helicopter into the window.
 * Ellie Rose: But... H-how does that help?
 * Charles Calvin: Sigh. I don't really think you get it. Henry you get it right?
 * [Henry gives a thumbs up]
 * Ellie Rose: I guess I'm outvoted then...
 * Charles Calvin: Uhh... I think it's a little bit out of range now...

Ellie's Plan [Fail]

 * Ellie Rose: Alright guys, listen up. I got a plan. Henry and I will overload the engine room causing an explosion. Charles, we'll need you wait outside the auxiliary exhaust by the forward-left booster. We'll only have about twenty seconds to get out before it blows.
 * Charles Calvin: Alright I'll be ready. Now hurry!
 * [Ellie overloads the engine]
 * [Henry and Ellie escape through the vent]
 * Ellie Rose: Where is he?
 * Charles Calvin: Alright I'm in position. I don't see you guys though...
 * [Engine explodes, killing Henry and Ellie]

Henry's Plan

 * Ellie Rose: Seems like Henry's got a plan.
 * Henry Stickmin: So...
 * Charles Calvin: Uhuh...yeah...yeah...oh yeah...ah yeah! That's a great idea! Alright you guys do your thing I'll be ready!
 * [Henry and Ellie enter the cockpit]
 * Sven Svensson: What? Who's that?
 * [Ellie pins Sven to the ground, then Henry sets the autopilot]
 * Ellie Rose: Did you set the autopilot?
 * [Henry gives a thumbs up]
 * Ellie Rose: Alright, then. Let's bail.
 * [Henry and Ellie jumps out of the rocket, then lands successfully into the helicopter]
 * Charles Calvin: Ah! What a move! Can't believe we did it. Where did you end up sending the rocket anyway?
 * [The Toppat Rocket lands in The Wall]
 * Ellie Rose: That was a lotta fun. You know... Feel free to call us if you've got any more jobs to do together. Right, Henry?

Master Bounty Hunter

 * Charles Calvin: We're entering Toppat airspace now. Altitude 20 000 ft., wind speed nominal. Visibility clear, stand by for drop off. I hope you don't mind helping us out again. I called ahead and got the 'all clear' from the general. I'm sure you've got a lot of questions. Don't worry: he'll fill you in when you arrive. You'll be dropping in on the outskirts of the Toppat Launch site. We've also got a squad waiting for you when you arrive. Alright, time to drop.
 * [Henry prepares to drop]
 * '''Gordon Banks: There he is.
 * Amelia Esteban: '''Do you think he’s legendary as they say?
 * [Henry arrives on the outskirts of the Toppat Launch Site]
 * John Pilksin: '''Naghh. Henry. Really kept us waiting, huh? Nice to meet the legend in person.
 * General Galeforce: Henry. Glad to see you made it safely. Let me introduce you to your squad. First off is John Pilksin. He's been doing this for 30 years and he excels at stealth. He'll be your go-to man for anything involving stealth. He'll be going by the codename... "Frog". Next up is Gordon Banks. He's a master when it comes to electronics. He knows his way around any interface and he'll be very helpful when it comes to hacking. He'll be going by the codename "Eel." Lastly, we have Amelia Esteban. Demolitions expert. She's known to tackle problems head on and will blow a hole in any problem. Her codename... "Turtle".
 * John Pilksin: Ah, General... What’s all this about?
 * General Galeforce: Ah, Frog. I'll run through the briefing again. We've recently learned of the Toppat Clan's plan to launch a space station intro orbit around the Earth. If they're able to get the orbital station operational, they'll become unstoppable. They'll be able to attack anyplace around the world easily, with no way for anyone to counterattack.
 * John Pilksin: The Toppats? Weren‘t they brought down by Henry?
 * General Galeforce: Unfortunately, no. Only their leader was captured. They're now being lead by the previous Right Hand Man.
 * John Pilksin: The right hand man? I thought he was defeated.
 * General Galeforce: Seems someone's fixed him up, and given him cybernetic enhancements to boot. He'll be quite a handful to deal with.
 * John Pilksin: ... So we’re just cleaning up another mess.
 * General Galeforce: Well... It is what you do best. Your mission is to capture or eliminate the Right Hand Man. We'll be launching an all-out-assault on the compound at the same time. Our focus being on preventing the rocket from launching.
 * John Pilksin: ... Sounds like a good time.
 * General Galeforce: That's why we're sending all you. Good luck out there... Henry.
 * John Pilksin: The raid is starting. Let’s get in there and find him. Oh, we need to pass that guard.

Dance-Off 1 [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Hey!

Convert

 * Henry Stickmin: Wa-wa-Wait! *ahem* Wololo!
 * Kayn West: Narwini.
 * John Pilksin: You. Stand guard.
 * Kayn West: Erectus.
 * John Pilksin: There‘s no one here.
 * Gordon Banks: They must be out fighting.
 * Amelia Esteban: Looks like they left in a hurry.
 * Gordon Banks: I've gotten into their security feed. Looks like the Right Hand Man is holed up in the warehouse. The halls are completely empty. We should be able to get close without getting detected.
 * [Henry, John, Amelia and Gordon go through the halls into the Warehouse undetected]
 * Howie Howitzer: What's the plan, sir?
 * Right Hand Man: Keep the door secure.
 * John Pilksin: There he is!
 * Amelia Esteban: Let's do this!

Dance-Off 2 [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Hey!

Dogpile [Fail]

 * Howie Howitzer: Oh, are we doing a dogpile?!
 * Mr. Goldbloom: Aw, heck yeah, a dogpile!
 * The Witch: Heck yeah, dogpile!
 * [The Right Hand Man busts out]
 * Right Hand Man: RAgghhh!

Cluster Charge [Fail]

 * Amelia Esteban: This gadget will launch a cluster of bombs through the door.

Suppressing Fire

 * John Pilksin: We’ll provide suppressing fire, you loop around and keep behind him. Now GO!
 * Right Hand Man: Hang on.
 * [Right Hand Man fires a blast at Frog, Eel, and Turtle, killing them]
 * Right Hand Man: You! I see you, Henry! [Spots Henry]
 * [Right Hand Man rams into Henry and the soldiers]
 * Right Hand Man: I was going to hunt you down once we got set up but now you've just fell right into my lap. Go on, on your feet. Heh, I'll give you one shot.

Cheap Fighting Combo

 * [Henry performs the same attack over and over]
 * Right Hand Man: Ngh. My c-c-c-yber-neti-
 * [Right Hand Man's cybernetics short out and shut down]
 * The Leprechaun: Ey! 'Oosat? He's got the boss!

Finish Him! [Fail]

 * [Henry throws the Right Hand Man off the bridge]
 * Right Hand Man: Noooooo.
 * The Leprechaun: No! He's killed 'im!
 * [Antonidas kicks Henry off the bridge]
 * Ali Gene: Yo, we iz needin' like a new bossman.

Rewire [Fail]

 * Right Hand Man: Henry! We've gotta put a stop to these Toppats. Come on.
 * The Leprechaun: Nevermind, guess the leader’s got him.
 * Right Hand Man: Hold it. The Toppats are finished. You're not going anywhere.
 * Sven Svensson: What is happening?
 * Right Hand Man: Stand back, Henry. I'll take care of this guy.
 * Sven Svensson: What are you doing? You're our boss! You're really going to side with the guy who locked up the chief?

Ocarina

 * [Henry summons Charles by playing the ocarina]
 * [Henry throws the Right Hand Man into the helicopter]
 * Charles Calvin: We've got him! Put out the signal.
 * [The soldiers hack into the P.A.]
 * Steven Willis: [P.A.] Attention all Toppats. We've captured your leader. Surrender now.
 * Fredrick Muenster: They got 'im!
 * Smooshed Sammy: What do we do?
 * Ali Gene: Yo, we iz needin' like a new bossman.
 * Wayne Jensen: Come on, man. I'll lead us through this!
 * Steve Dallas: Uh. No. I will!
 * Sven Svensson: Is anyone there? We need to take off, immediately!
 * Toppat: Who put you in charge?
 * Konrad Bukowski: Got another group that surrendered here.
 * General Galeforce: Excellent job, Henry. Thanks to your capture, the Toppats panicked. And we were able to prevent the rocket from launching. A few members escaped. But they're all in small groups now. They won't be causing us any significant problems.
 * Charles Calvin: You know, bounty hunting really suits you. You ever thought about going pro?

Stickmin Space Resort

 * Icepick: Hello? Yeah, can I speak to the chief please? Not Available? Well look, I was just wondering if the rocket plan was still in action. You know, the rocket plan. Firing up that space station into orbit? Yeah, the one where we can just sit around- No, li- You know... Luxurious lounges... Plenty of room... Great view of Earth... Far enough away from any meddling governments... Yeah. Still happenin' then? Ye-Right, w-we're leaving from that jungle base then, right? What? Relax, mate! No one's going to be listenin' in here! You really think someone's going to try and steal an entire rocket?! You must be mental. Right. Yeh. Yeah, I'll see you then.

Stop

 * Henry Stickmin: Hey, can you?
 * Kayn West: Oh yeah, sure thing.
 * [Opens the border]
 * Kayn West: Wait a minute? Oh command! A guy just zipped right by me. I couldn't do anything about it. He was too fast.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Intruder? Who is that? Can we stop him, please?
 * Icepick: But it's sooo hot.
 * Sal Malone: Look, you're not allowed to change hats. Alright? Now drop it. Getting on my nerves over here.

Timeout 2

 * Reginald Copperbottom: An intruder has been spotted on the premises. Keep your eyes peeled, and stop him if you spot him.
 * [Henry punches Sal off his scooter]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: He's heading straight for the rocket? Close the main door! Immediately!

Spiked Wheels

 * Reginald Copperbottom: He's riding straight up? What is this guy doing? Trying to steal our rocket?!
 * Right Hand Man: *Sigh* I'll take care of this.
 * Jack Doogan: Oi, chief, got a clear shot here.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Yes. Go ahead.

Hammer (Right)

 * Reginald Copperbottom: He's hijacking the rocket! Right Hand Man, where are you!?
 * Whitehead: I thought we had like... I thought we had a few more hours?
 * Right Hand Man: Not on my watch!

Precision Shot

 * Right Hand Man: Huh.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Noooo!
 * [Henry successfully launches the rocket into orbit]
 * [One Year Later]
 * Bryan Hampton: Welcome! To the Stickmin Space Resort! Built out of a former Toppat base, it's been refitted for your luxury and enjoyment. We Toppats aboard have reformed and now work as crewmembers. The Toppats that remain on Earth were arrested, as you know. The resort is run by the man himself: Henry Stickmin. You may wonder: Why did he steal a criminal clan's rocket and decide to turn it into a resort? We may never know... But hey. You wouldn't be here if that didn't happen. Enjoy your stay.

Cleaned 'em Out

 * Unknown Voice Message: Message to all recent players: I'm hosting a 10th prest-
 * [Henry sighs, then changes to the next message]
 * Government Comms Device: Most recent message:
 * Captain H. J. Canterbury: This is a Code 12 Broadcast: The remnants of the Toppat Clan have been seen mobilizing near the Dogobogo Jungle. Rumors are, they are attempting to launch an orbital satellite of some kind... Unconfirmed reports are telling us they are shipping their assets... by train to this base in the jungle. These assets include all treasures and artifacts they have stolen throughout the years. Now these treasures are worth quite alot of money, so we gotta make sure-
 * [Henry smirks in excitement while the rest of the message is mumbled]
 * Thomas Chipz: No, no stowaways heah...
 * Filbert Philbert: This is checkpoint inspection team 5... We are all clear.
 * Toppat: Uhhh, roger that. We'll be heading out here in just a hot second.

Prop [Fail]

 * Thomas Chipz: Whelp, I supposed we should hop in!
 * Filbert Philbert: Ah-it's about time. [Looks at the Prop] Hey was that bush always there?
 * Thomas Chipz: Oh, I'm not sure. I'll give it a test...
 * [Burns the Prop, then Henry screams]
 * Thomas Chipz: Oh... it was a fake...

Toppat Box [Fail]

 * Thomas Chipz: Whelp, I supposed we should hop in!
 * [Hears the box drop]
 * Thomas Chipz: Huh?
 * Filbert Philbert: How did we lose one?
 * Thomas Chipz: I think we should throw it in the cart, just to be safe?
 * Filbert Philbert: Nah.

Magic Hat

 * Thomas Chipz: Whelp, I supposed we should hop in!
 * Filbert Philbert: Ah-it's about time.
 * Thomas Chipz: Alright, I'll get the door.
 * [Door opens while Henry pulls himself out of the Magic Hat]
 * Thomas Chipz: Look, all I'm saying is you could have at least offered.
 * Filbert Philbert: You were standing right next-
 * Thomas Chipz: Is someone there? Hey, you there!

Sit [Fail]

 * Jim Pulp: Uh, excuse me, uhh-I was saving that seat for my friend? Hello? Hello!? Oh hey, there you are! Yeah, no, this guy took your seat. I dunno.
 * [Henry sweats nervously]

Mannequin [Fail]

 * Thomas Chipz: Wooaa, check out this crazy coatrack!
 * [Plays with the fake Mannequin]
 * Thomas Chipz: Oh, look at me, I'm a little hat holder person. Ooo can I take your hat? Ooooo, I wonder what's out the window! Hahahaha...
 * [Henry's head smashes out the window]
 * Thomas Chipz: Awww, it broke.

Free Transform

 * Wallace Dagwood: Alright lads, train's here! Let's get everything packed up before it gets too late!

Leafmode [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Oops. Uh oh...

SuccPak

 * Sven Svensson: Ok everyone, today's the day! ...Why is it empty in here?

Little Nest Egg

 * Icepick: So the plan's going through even without the chief?
 * Snowcap: Yes, we have all the goods loaded up on the train.
 * Icepick: Ugh. I don't wanna be on caravan duty.
 * Snowcap: Oh, it's not so bad. You get to sit on the train and hang out!
 * Icepick: Aren’t we meant to protect all our stolen valuables? All our money? All that?
 * Snowcap: Oh yes, I suppose that's true... We have all our money in one cart... I suppose that's pretty important to protect...
 * Icepick: Whelp. Guess we better get going.
 * [Henry bumps into Icepick]
 * Icepick: Ugh. Oi! Watch where you're going!
 * Snowcap: Muppet!

Plow

 * Toppat: Mr. Macbeth! Passenger car 3 has been smashed by a tank! We're under attack!
 * Blast Connors: He's on the top of the train! Looks like he's headed towards the money cart. I'll gunnim down!

Inside [Fail]

 * Unknown Toppat: Okay, is everyone ready?

Commandeer [Fail]

 * Icepick: Eugh.
 * [Kicks Henry off the Caravan]

Agility

 * Toppat: He got away! We can't follow him through the tunnel!
 * Mr. Macbeth: Do I have to do everything myself?
 * [The train stops]
 * Mr. Macbeth: So yo' the one causing all the trouble. I didn't 'spect to have to use this.

Act (Bribe) [Fail]

 * Mr. Macbeth: This money ain't even yours, kid.

Mercy (Spare) [Fail]

 * Mr. Macbeth: He's not takin' me seriously!

Items (Mirror)

 * Grunt: We. Can't. Get. In.
 * Snowcap: Why don't we go out the back?
 * Mischevious Martin: Oi!

By Sea

 * [Henry activates the inflatable raft, then launching him and the cart into the river]
 * Mr. Teal: Huh, this is pretty bad...
 * [Henry drifts away with the money cart]
 * Don Miguel: No luck boss, we can't find it anywhere.
 * Right Hand Man: Eh, forget it. Come back. Takeoff's more important.

Jewel Baron

 * Alice Hamilton: Good evening. The Toppat Clan continues to remain untouched by the governments of the world. Their rocket launch earlier this week has placed the space station in a stable orbit around the globe. The station has plenty of room to store all the clan's members as well as the stolen valuables. Among these valuables is the priceless Norwegian Emerald. Stolen from the Queen of Norway's chambers just last year.
 * [Henry chokes on a Looped Fruit for a second]
 * Alice Hamilton: The Toppat Clan are also thought to be the ones responsible for the theft of the Romanian Ruby and the Tunisian Diamond.
 * [Henry leaves and rides his scooter]
 * Alice Hamilton: The orbital station allows the Toppat Clan to easily raid any place on Earth.
 * [2 weeks after launch]
 * Burt Curtis: Hey, chief? Our satellites have picked up a hostile object.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Oh no, is it the government? Did they send a destroyer after us?!
 * Burt Curtis: Uh.... no?
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Well, just shoot it down.

Barrel Roll [Fail]

 * Burt Curtis: Looks like he's doing a barrel roll!
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Then fire the Big Bomb!

Mosquito Mode

 * The Marble Man: Oh?
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Status Report!
 * Burt Curtis: Huh? Oh, yeah... Uh, we completely missed... They're uhh, they're on the ship now.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Completely missed? {facepalms} *sigh* We spent so much money on that...

Leap [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: HOOP! Noooo!

Catapult [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Noooo!

Ramp [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: N-n-n-n-no!

Teleporter

 * Henry Stickmin: Whuh. Ung.
 * Captain H. J. Canterbury: -gonna be coming in fast-
 * Soldier 1: Huh?
 * Soldier 2: What the?!
 * Henry Stickmin: Yah! Hot!

SMASH [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Haaaaah! HaaaaAAHH! HUUAAHHHH!

Open

 * Right Hand Man: Oh no, you don't! Hey Reg, yeah I found that intruder.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Excellent work! I knew I can count on you.
 * Right Hand Man: Hang on a minute...this is the guy that stole our ruby. And now he's trying to steal our emerald!
 * Reginald Copperbottom: That guy?! You'd better take care of him!
 * Right Hand Man: With pleasure...

Chance Time [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Ah, one sec.

Yell

 * Henry Stickmin: Ra-Do-FOOS!
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Right Hand Man, what happened? What's going on?!
 * Computer Voice: Breach in Orion Lounge.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Find him! We can't let him get away this time! Not twice!
 * Burt Curtis: Hey chief? We spotted him outside.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Get him! Stop him! Fire Supreme Dominance. Now!
 * Burt Curtis: Woah. Okay... Chargin' up Supreme Dominance for ya.

Grow n' Shrink

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Well? Time to go...
 * [Henry crashes into Reginald's escape pod]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Not youuu... CURSE YOUUU--
 * [Reginald gets sucked into outer space]
 * Alice Hamilton: Breaking news: The Toppat orbital station has been completely destroyed. We are unsure of the exact details at the moment. Several escape pods have been seen entering the atmosphere. The Toppat chief's escape pod was found, but there is nobody inside. Government forces state they do not know whether he survived.

Special BROvert Ops

 * Charles Calvin: Hey, General!
 * General Galeforce: Ah, perfect timing, boys! Been waiting for you two to get here. Lemme just get right to it. We've been discovered that the remainders of the Toppat Clan have been seen building some kind of rocket. They've been gathering their remaining numbers and supplies here in the jungle. If they're able to get this station into orbit, they'll be impossible for us to take down. Now, I know you don't owe us anything, Henry, but we could really use your help on this one. Help us out with this one and you'd be- we'd be owing you a big, big old favor. Now, you and Charlie have worked well together in the past, so we figured you'd be the perfect men for this operation.
 * Charles Calvin: What do you say Henry? You can count on us, General!
 * [Four hours until launch]
 * Charles Calvin: Hey I know we uh just started and all but uh I think I'm getting targeted by a SAM turret? Yep oh yeah. If you could go ahead and...deal with that.

Panel [Fail]

 * [Henry pulls out a bunch of wires, then the SAM Turret fires multiple missiles]
 * Charles Calvin: Soo... it kind of looks like the SAM turrets are shooting all of its missiles...? That can't be right. I just wanted to make sure.
 * [All the missiles blow up the helicopter]

Drawing

 * Charles Calvin: I don't really know what you did. But, uhh... it seemed to have done the trick. Nice!
 * Sven Svensson: [On P.A.] The rocket will be launching very soon. Please get on board immediately. I will not hesitate to leave you behind!
 * Charles Calvin: Oh, we've really gotta get you in there. I should be able to get you in there with this.

JetPod [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Okie dokie, sending down that JetPod.

Invisible Bridge [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Alrighty, I've teleported that platform in there for you. Just go ahead and make your way across then.

Trapeze

 * Charles Calvin: Alright, Henry go ahead and grab onto the... thing, and I'll helicopter you across.
 * [Henry grabs on and swings into the entrance of the rocket]
 * Louie G.: Oh. What do you think of the new leader?
 * Charles Calvin: Oh man. it looks like every member of the Toppat Clan is on here. So... looking at semantics here... um... if you get to the engine room, you can shut down the engine. And the rocket won't be able to take off, and they'll all be stuck in here. So, I'll cause a distraction while you make your way to the engine room. Got it?

Subsonic Wave [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Alright I'm-uhh... about to fire a subsonic wave? Should stun everyone that hears it, so you might want to cover your ears.
 * [Fires the Subsonic Wave]
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, coast is clear!

TV Broadcast [Fail]

 * Eduardo Gioncarlo: Hey guys, come check this out. Someone's streaming TV out here.
 * Geoff Constanza: I'm getting upset, Jeremy!
 * [Everybody laughs, until they hear Henry laugh]
 * Henry Stickmin: [Laughter] Ahhwww?

Remote Toppat

 * Charles Calvin: Alright, I know they have one of these onboard I think I can remote-hack into it.
 * Topbot: Yes. Look at me. I am the dancing robot. Oh yeah. Check me out. Keep looking over here. Do not get distracted by other things.
 * Charles Calvin: Yeah just, uhh... keep heading up those stairs, and you'll hit that engine room in no time! I guess this rocket has an internal engine room? It probably like manages the electronics, or something? I don't know, I'm not a rocket doctor. Anyway, do your thing, buddy!

Wrench [Fail]

 * Sven Svensson: Seems like the engine is ready sooner than we thought it'd be. Let's get out of here!
 * Charles Calvin: This doesn't seem... right.

Red Herring

 * Sven Svensson: Seems like we're having some problems with the engine. Could we get the crew to look at that?
 * Smokestack: Ehh, shouldn't we be helping with the engine?
 * Hannibal Burns: Nahh, they're sending someone from the storage.
 * Smokestack: Oh, Alright then.
 * Charles Calvin: Nice! Disabling that engine is definitely going to buy you some extra time. Now, here's what I'm thinking: if you can get up to the cockpit, you can gain control of the rocket, disable it and lock everyone inside. Then I'll call in the reinforcements, and then we'll... we'll make these arrests easily. Pretty good plan, right?

Painting Portal [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Let’s a-go!
 * [Henry arrives at the Kensington Chamber and meets Jaques]
 * Jaques Kensington: Hey.
 * [Shoots Henry]

Swapper

 * Red Crimson: Oof. Whaaa?
 * Charles Calvin: The cockpit is coming up! Should be able to gain complete control of the rocket from there.
 * Sven Svensson: Did you fix the engine? Whaaa? Hold it right there! Wait a minute, I know you. You're the guy that arrested the airship division... And now you're here to bring down the rest of us?
 * Charles Calvin: Henry? Are you in trouble? If you're in trouble, say flanksteak. No wait- if you're in trouble say nothing.
 * [Charles talks to Henry while Sven explains all his frustration in a long monologue]
 * Sven Svensson: I didn't even want this job...
 * Charles Calvin: Ahh, I still can't tell!
 * Sven Svensson: But someone had to step up!
 * Charles Calvin: Oh, actually, I can see you from here...
 * Sven Svensson: Do you know how hard it is to...
 * Charles Calvin: Yeah, that looks pretty bad.
 * Sven Svensson: Pick up someone else's project?
 * Charles Calvin: I've got your back buddy!
 * Sven Svensson: Let alone a rocket?

Sleep Dart [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: One sleepyboi coming right up!
 * Sven Svensson: ... plan, and I had to dig through mountains of paperwork to find it... And now, of course...

IR Snipe [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: I've got this sniper that spots out bad guys. So I'll just take him here from here. Don't worry there's- there's 0 chance that I'll hit you with this. Uh-oh I'm losing control...
 * Sven Svensson: And now, of course, we're running late.
 * Charles Calvin: Ohh boy! This is bad this is really...
 * Sven Svensson: I was just thinking...
 * Charles Calvin: Ohhhh... ohhh boy...
 * Sven Svensson: I can't handle another delay...
 * Charles Calvin: Ohhh man... And I dropped my sniper rifle... Come on!
 * Sven Svensson: And then you showed up!
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, I've almost got control! Almost got it!
 * Sven Svensson: Well, at least I can take revenge...
 * Charles Calvin: Ohhh there we go.
 * Sven Svensson: On behalf of the Toppat Clan.
 * Charles Calvin: Nope, nope, I'm- [Helicopter crashes]
 * Sven Svensson: So I got that going for me, I guess.

Horn

 * Sven Svensson: The old leaders left details for this plan, and I had to di-aah!
 * [Charles blasts the horn, then Sven gets startled]
 * Sven Svensson: Ok then, let'-- Ugghn! [Henry knocks out Sven]
 * Charles Calvin: You did it! Now you've just gotta lock it up!
 * [Henry locks up the rocket]
 * Charles Calvin: Alright, time to call in the reinforcements.
 * [Multiple helicopters arrive at the front of the rocket]
 * Toppat: Uh, sir? You might wanna get us outta here. We got the government coming right now at our front door. Sir? Hello? At least open the locks and let us get to our weapons!
 * [Soldiers arrive and easily arrest the entire clan]
 * Charles Calvin: Henry!
 * [Hi-Five]
 * Charles Calvin: Nice work, man! Yeah this is uh... this is every last remaining member getting hauled off!
 * General Galeforce: Fine work indeed, boys. You two really do make a fine team. I'm promoting you both into special covert ops agents.
 * Charles Calvin: What? Henry's not even enlisted!
 * General Galeforce: Well, he is now. Unless he doesn't want it... You'll be running a lot more missions together with Charlie.

Toppat 4 Life

 * Travis DeGroot: Cheers, mate!
 * Josh Taylor: Naw naw, listen. Listen- The Toppat Clan? Won't even stand a chance against us, dude.
 * Drake Camper: Yeah. Ther- They don't even realize that *hic* that we know about their secret jungle base. They think they can just launch a rocket into orbit and be *hic* free to do whatever they want?! Thersj- We're gonna even show them-
 * Quentin Alabaster: What're you two idiots doing?! We need to ship out. Right. Now! You guys are the worst! Come on!
 * [Henry clings on the helicopter]
 * [Three hours before launch]
 * Drake Camper: Oh whoops? That was too early.

Rope [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Oof!

Climb [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: *pant*
 * [Henry eats a Cooked Kielbasa]
 * Henry Stickmin: *sigh of relief* Heh? [Falls off the cliff] Wooah! Ugh! Uhhngh! Uhngh! Ow!

Abuse Physics Engine

 * Hank Stockman: Heard the new Toppat leader is missing.
 * Hayden Brock: Ten bucks says he shows up and stops our entire operation.
 * Hank Stockman: Yeah, alright.

Lagswitch

 * Madd Ladd: Eh? Did I get him?
 * Henry Stickmin: Oooo! [Looks at the Big Boy]

Walkthrough [Fail]

 * Unknown Narrator: Hey everyone, this is part 65 of my Henry Stickmin playthrough. Today I'm going to be doing the part with the tank... But uhh- before I get started... just wanna thank my sponsor- IF you like the video, just punch that- punch the like. Punch the subscribe. Uh, slap the support button-
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: You expect this not to work, but you know how the game is- Brings you up to three choices. Um. And when you select walkthrough, plays a video of this guy doing a walkthrough, he keeps saying like- "What's up guys? Playin' Henry Stickmin today. Doin' a walkthrough-" Remember to rate the video, like the video, and subscribe if you wanna see more videos similar to this one- This game doesn't really follow any logic at all, it's kinda annoying-
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: Now you sh-Now you'll come up to a big tank, and if you choose walkthrough here, it makes-uhh this guy who's all- "Hey guys, this is going to be a walkthrough of... Henry Stickmin... game-" Um- Follow me on Instagram, follow me on Fazebook, follow me on uh- Pimbus- Then they got that red-haired girl from Fleeing the Complex. She comes in-
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: Now you have three choices here. And if you pick walkthrough, it starts playing a video of this really boring guy who's all like- "Hey everyo- What's up guys. Time for another walkthrough. This is part 65 of Henry Stickmin gaming-"
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: Make sure you leave a comment, it's very important. It helps me out um- This-heh-this part's actually a reference to uhh- an obscure- Alright now so now you're at the tank. And if you pick walkthrough, you get this big dumbo who's all- "Uhh welcome back to part 65 of my Henry Stickmin playthrough walkthrough-" Remember to ring the bell, remember to uh-um comment if you liked the video-
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: And... this parts kind of a big spoiler, so- We're in a tent now. And uh- I'm gonna pick walkthrough here. It pulls up this video of this super boring guy who just says- "Hey everyone, I'm playing-uhh Henry Stickmin today... Gonna do a walkthrough here-" Make sure to follow me on Instagram, follow me on Twidder, and on Faz-
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: You might tempted to pick... the more logical choice here- Now when you get to this tank part, you wanna pick walkthrough. It'll play a video of a guy who... starts talking and he's like- "Hey guys... I'm back to the video again. I'm playing-uhh Henry Stickmin today-"
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: I gotta Patreon account if you feel like supporting me some more- This game has a lot of fails in it. I'm only like half way though- Sees the big tank. And you wanna choose walkthrough here, and it makes a guy come out and he keeps saying like- "Hey everyone, I'm playing-uhh Henry Stickmin today... Gonna do a walkthrough here-" Don't forget to like, don't forget to comment, and um- to subscribe-
 * [Henry skips through the video]
 * Unknown Narrator: This parts a huge spoiler so if you don't wanna see, you should probably close your eyes- -Tank. And you get three options. You wanna pick walkthrough here. Uhh. It goes up to this video of a guy... who says- "Hey guys... I'm back to the video again. I'm playing-uhh Henry Stickmin today-" Make sure to watch to the end of the video. I'm doing a special giveaway at the end-
 * Unknown Narrator: Up to like 400,000 fails- 
 * Unknown Narrator: *burp* uh... Sorry about that-
 * Unknown Narrator: Before I get started, make sure to like, comment, subscribe on my video-
 * [The monologue repeats until the player clicks, which leads to the fail screen]

Scrambler

 * Dijon Ponjelo: Big Boy's going on a rampage!
 * Andrew Cobbler: I thought Big Boy wasn't working!
 * [Crushed by Big Boy]
 * Brock Hollowitz: Hey! [Spots Henry]
 * Ellias Bahtchin: Come in, command. We are picking up minor chaos readings. Permission to engage.
 * CCC Worker: We read you, loud and clear. Go for it!
 * Ellias Bahtchin: Rrroger that. Commencing chaos containment!

Speaker with Button [Fail]

 * Ellias Bahtchin: Come in Phantom. You've got the all clear.
 * Phantom: They'll never know what hit 'm...
 * Brock Hollowitz: That's right! Yeah, I've got a-
 * Computer: Nuclear launch detected.
 * Brock Hollowitz: Ohhhh.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Preparations are nearly com-

Ultimate Freeze [Fail]

 * Computer: Commencing ultimate freeze.

G.A.B.E.G.G.

 * Brock Hollowitz: That's right! Yeah, I- [Crushed by G.A.B.E.G.G.]
 * Henry Stickmin: Woooooah!
 * Charles Calvin: General! What's going on?!
 * General Galeforce: I have no idea, but there's no way we can do the mission now!
 * [The soldiers retreat from the base]
 * General Galeforce: This is the General. I'm calling in a full retreat. I repeat, the mission is a no go.
 * [Henry hijacks the Government Tank]
 * Burt Curtis Hey uh, chief? Yeah, we gotta tank approaching. With Henry inside?
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Henry?! You're here? What are you doing in a tank?!
 * [Henry hands Reginald the walkie-talkie]
 * General Galeforce: Repeat, Toppat raid has been aborted! Fall back!
 * Reginald Copperbottom: You... protected the clan... Yeah, the future of the Toppat Clan looks bright with you as our leader!

Free Man

 * Right Hand Man: You've gotta be pretty tired of waking up like this. That's right! It's me. Bet you thought you took me out. Well, no one gets away from the Toppat Clan. As soon as we got into orbit I made sure to go down and capture you. Now, enjoy your stay.

Inner Strength [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *sigh*

Lockpick [Fail]

 * Holey Cap: Oi!

Bomb [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Wait...

Metal Hat

 * Fredrick Muenster: Be advised-uhh-Henry's escaped. He's on his way towards the main cabin now. Coming from wing seven.
 * [Metal Hat wears off]
 * Fredrick Muenster: There he is! [Spots Henry]
 * [Henry runs in Armory 7]
 * Fredrick Muenster: He's locked himself in Armory seven.
 * The Bookie: Who left this open?
 * [Henry searches for a weapon]
 * The Bookie: Guys, what have I said? Always lock the armory after you're done. It's not that hard.

Underbarrel Grenade Launcher [Fail]

 * The Bookie: Guys, we have to keep-
 * [Henry launches a grenade, then gets sucked into outer space with the other Toppats]

Big Sword [Fail]

 * The Bookie: Guys, we have to-
 * [The Bookie is slain by Henry]

Pew Pew Gun

 * Right Hand Man: I need an update on that Henry situation.
 * Toppat: He's got one of our guns! He's mowing through us like crazy. We can't stop him! Ugh!
 * Right Hand Man: Ugh, Do I gotta do everything around here?
 * [Henry enters the cafeteria]
 * Right Hand Man: Ello.
 * [Right Hand Man slams Henry to the ground]
 * Right Hand Man: You shoulda stayed in your cell.

Sweep the Legs [Fail]

 * Henry Stickmin: Oww...
 * Right Hand Man: Aww, now that's cute.

Nano-Suit

 * Right Hand Man: That's not gonna help you.
 * [Henry blocks his punch]
 * Right Hand Man: Impressive. But that's not-
 * [Henry flies out]
 * Right Hand Man: There you are!

Max Gravity Boots

 * Burt Curtis: Uh chief, we lost a solar panel.
 * Right Hand Man: Yeah, I know! I'm dealing with it!
 * Burt Curtis: Okay, don't need to get snippy about it.
 * Right Hand Man: Ugh, where'd he go?

Communications Satellite [Fail]

 * Burt Curtis: Yeah, it's me again. We’re picking up a data stream from our broadcasting satellite...
 * Right Hand Man: You don’t say...
 * Burt Curtis: Yeah it just keep saying, attack, attack, attack, fire shoot the laser... Oh hang on... it just stopped.

Drop Pod

 * Burt Curtis: Hey sir, sorry to bother you, but one of our offsite drop pods is on a direct collision course with the station.
 * Right Hand Man: What!?
 * [Right Hand Man, approaches the Drop Pod]
 * Right Hand Man: Oi, get outta there!
 * [The Drop Pod launches, then Henry successfully escapes and lands on Earth]
 * Burt Curtis: He took out our central core... We don't have any power. Can't really get down to Earth without it, so we're kinda just stuck. Who was that guy anyway? Why'd you-why'd you grab him?

Toppat Civil Warfare

 * Reginald Copperbottom: Now everyone, when we arrive, I'd like to- Henry! Where have you been?
 * Ellie Rose: Oh, you wanna know?! He was locked up at the wall with me!
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Um, who are you? How did you get here?
 * Ellie Rose: Oh. I'm Ellie. I heard the guy I helped escape was the leader of the Toppat Clan... so I busted myself out and followed him. I helped you escape, and you just... left me.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: What?! Have you no honour?! No dignity?! Actions like this tarnish the Toppat name. Men, is this what really what we want out of a leader? He barged in here, took control of the Toppat clan for himself! He's not worthy of being our leader! I say we throw him overboard! Who's with me?
 * Thomas Chestershire: Why are we doing this? I though Henry was a pretty good leader.
 * Geoffrey Plumb: Yeah, you know. This doesn't really feel-
 * Right Hand Man: Take any loyalists to the brig.
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Henry! You are hereby dethroned from your position as the leader of the Toppat Clan! I'm going to want that hat back.
 * [Henry throws Reginald off the airship, Right Hand Man flies down to rescue him]
 * [Ellie and other Toppats quickly respond by drawing assault rifles on Henry]
 * Ellie Rose: Jump. Or I'll make you jump.

Plead [Fail]

 * Ellie Rose: Uh-di-di! I don't wanna hear it.

Helicopter Hat

 * Geoffrey Plumb: Henry? We're with ya Henry! Get us out of here!

Mind Crystal [Fail]

 * Floyd Winters: Ugh! Schalooob!

Toppy [Fail]

 * Geoffrey Plumb: Whatdya do with Henry?!

Dave

 * Dave Panpa: Come on Dave, you've got this.
 * [Dave tackles Floyd, but gets overpowered, then Henry knocks out Floyd]
 * Dave Panpa: Good... good team work.
 * Geoffrey Plumb: Thanks Henry! It's not right what they did to ya.
 * Toppat: [On P.A.] The denouncement ceremony has completed. Henry is no longer the leader of the Toppat Clan.
 * Geoffrey Plumb: How do you want to proceed, boss? I got a few ideas!

Midnight Surprise [Fail]

 * [11:59 PM]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Thank you again for rescuing me from-
 * [12:00 AM]
 * Geoffrey Plumb: Now!

The Good Gents [Fail]

 * Reginald Copperbottom: *sigh* That was a close call.
 * Geoffrey Plumb: Henry's still the leader!
 * Right Hand Man: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!

Deuces!

 * Geoffrey Plumb: Quick everyone! Get into this escape pod!
 * [Henry and his followers escape the airship]
 * Dave Panpa: It's kinda tight in here...
 * [The Escape Pod collides into Reginald and Right Hand Man]
 * Thomas Chestershire: What was that?
 * Geoffrey Plumb: Ehuh.
 * [Henry's team lands in the desert]
 * Geoffrey Plumb: What now, boss? Looks like we're on our own.

Valiant Hero

 * Alice Hamilton: ... the Romanian Ruby and the Tunisian Diamond. The orbital station allows the Toppat Clan to easily raid any place on Earth.
 * [Crash and gunshots]
 * Charles Calvin: *sigh* Henry? Henry! I heard you died!
 * [At the tavern]
 * Charles Calvin: Uh, man. The Toppat clan has been causing a bunch of problems for me lately. Yeah ever since they got that orbital station set up, they've been super strong. Now that I think about it, you and I made a pretty good team in the past, I bet we could take them out...it's starting to GET PERSONAL. Well what do you say? You want to help me...take them out for good?
 * [Henry gives a thumbs up]
 * Charles Calvin: Awesome! Alright follow me I have a way we can get into space.
 * [Charles and Henry ride in a Government Prototype Spaceship]
 * Charles Calvin: Secret government prototype what do you think? There it is. Alright, how do you want me to bring you in? This is so exciting it's just like last time!

Drop Off [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Alright I'll just swing by I guess and...drop you off?
 * Burt Curtis: Hey, Chief? We're detecting a government ship approaching.
 * Sven Svensson: Okay... So blow them up already.

Beam Aboard [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Yeah I'll just beam you right aboard. Should be a piece of cake.

Air Cannon [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Alright, it sounds weird but this air bubble's gonna keep you breathing until you get to the side wings alright? It's also really sturdy so you don't have to worry about it popping on you. Unfortunately, it doesn't move very fast...Still working that one out. Don't worry I'll keep you company 'til you get there shouldn't be a problem. What kinda movies do you like?

Trash Ball

 * Charles Calvin: Put on this spacesuit and hide in this ball of trash. What? It's a good idea trust me!
 * [Henry floats towards the station undetected]
 * Charles Calvin: See? I told you it was a good idea! The toppats have no clue you're there now. I'm gonna stick back here though so they don't detect me. Should still be able to help you get inside from here though.

Hot Knife [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Hey you feel that button on you helmet? Go ahead and press it. It's a knife that's so hot it can cut through any material. You dropped it didn't you?

Super Accurate Laser Shot [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: This might make you a little nervous but I'm about to fire a super accurate laser shot right next to you. It'll make a hole you can climb into and get inside, y'know?
 * [Fires a laser, then the station's alarms flare]
 * Burt Curtis: We're under attack? MAXIMIXE THE SHIELDS!

Charles

 * Charles Calvin: You know what? Nah. This calls for some bold action. I'm the bold action MAAAAN!
 * [Crashes the spaceship into the station's core]
 * Alarm: Warning!Critical damage to core.Please evacuate immidiately.
 * Charles Calvin: *coughs* I've always wanted to do that. Anyway, we should probably find a way off this station before it explodes.
 * [Henry and Charles go into another room with a jammed door]
 * Charles Calvin: Ah looks like the door's jammed. This is the only way through!

Lift [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: One. Two. ThreeEE-Gahhh!

Hack [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: I think I can hack this panel to get this door to open.
 * [Charles attempts the hack the door open, but fails]
 * Charles Calvin: Yeah I have no idea what I'm doing.

Vent

 * Charles Calvin: I bet this vent leads somewhere...on the other side.
 * [Henry and Charles crawl through the vents]
 * Charles Calvin: (Singing) Crawling through the vents.
 * [A distant explosion is heard]
 * Charles Calvin: Oh boy, we're running out of time.

Luxury Escape Pod [Fail]

 * Charles Calvin: Got room for two more?

Cracked Escape Pod

 * Charles Calvin: Ahh, well that was intense. Can't wait to go ho- Huh?
 * [Henry gets thrown out of the escape pod]
 * [Charles tackles Jacked Hughman and throws Henry back inside]
 * [The pod closes with only Henry inside]
 * Charles Calvin: Don't worry about me-ow-I'll find another way.
 * [The escape pod takes off]
 * Charles Calvin: Henry? You there? Man...that roughed me up. Got him though. Gotta be another escape pod around here somewhere. We did it though. We got 'em. Pretty good plan. You could say it was the greatest- [The Orbital Station explodes]
 * Paul Ascott: General! The Toppat station has been destroyed!
 * General Galeforce: Excellent news! What's wrong?

Revenged

 * [Henry wakes up]
 * Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: Hey, easy, easy! You were gone for a bit. I was able to bring you back to life. I specialize in military grade augmentations. I was forced to replace spine and left arm. As some of the damage you sustained was beyond repairing. You had run-in with Toppat Clan, Да? I have encountered them before.
 * [Henry struggled to walk]
 * Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: Easy, you're still healing! They went South, if you are wondering. About ten hours ago.
 * [Henry transmutes his cybernetic spine into a jetpack]
 * Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: Wow! You are learning so quickly!
 * [Henry departs from the hospital ship]
 * Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: Good luck.
 * [Meanwhile at the airship]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: I'm thinking once we arrive, we should be able to-
 * [Henry rams into Reginald]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Henry...? Take him out, Right Hand Man!
 * Right Hand Man: Time for a li'l payback...

Gun Forme [Fail]

 * [Henry shifts his left arm into an energy Gatling gun]
 * [Right Hand Man dodges the bullets using his super speed]
 * Right Hand Man: Nothing personnel, kid.

Spirit Forme [Fail]

 * [Henry summons his spirit]
 * Right Hand Man: Oh, I see you have a spirit. Hmmm. I heard Reference packs quite the punch. As long as I can avoid his attacks I'll be fine. (Japanese text)
 * [Reference starts to attack]
 * Right Hand Man: Bottled time! (Japanese text)
 * [Right Hand Man uses bottled time to dodge his attack]
 * Right Hand Man: You didn't think I had a spirit too? Bottled Time absorbs the sands of time as I keep it activated. One turn of the bottle and I can slow time at will. It's the ultimate spirit! (Japanese text)
 * Reference: Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! (Japanese text)
 * [Reference attacks while Right Hand Man dodges]
 * [Henry throws a punch]
 * Right Hand Man: Oh? You think your wimpy fist is enough to knock me out? (Japanese text)
 * [Henry swaps with Reference]
 * [Reference punches Right Hand Man through time and space into an alternate timeline]
 * Right Hand Man: What is... Happening?
 * [Right Hand Man returns with the loss of his cybernetics and becomes human]
 * Right Hand Man: Impossible. What happened to my augmentations? (Japanese text)
 * Reference: I have punched you into an alternate timeline. In this timeline you were never defeated by Henry. Henry never took control of the Toppats. You never even met. Now you're just a feeble man. (Japanese text)
 * [Reference moves in for the final blow]
 * [Right Hand Man uses bottled time to completely freeze time]
 * Right Hand Man: *chuckles* You utter fool! Did you think my spirit was connected to my augmentations? I had it activated the whole time. I was able to collect enough sands of time to completely freeze time. Now...DIE! (Japanese text)

Blade Forme

 * [Henry shifts his hand into a lance]
 * [Right Hand Man transmutes his hand into a colossal blade]
 * Henry Stickmin: Ahh!
 * [Henry and Right Hand Man engage in a blade battle]
 * Right Hand Man: Heh Heh Heh.
 * [Right Hand Man knocks Henry out of the Airship and grabs him]
 * Right Hand Man: Time to finish you off...
 * [Right Hand Man throws him into the air]
 * Right Hand Man: Grrrrrrrrrr!
 * Henry Stickmin: Aaaaahhhhh!
 * [Henry stabs him in the cybernetic eye and his blade break]
 * [Right Hand Man prepares an energy ball to decimate Henry]
 * Right Hand Man: You... you.. I'm gonna delete you!

Absorb

 * Henry: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
 * [Henry's cybernetic spine explodes]

Baseball Bat

 * [Henry hits the energy ball around the globe, only for the ball to come back to him]

Y-Type Move

 * [Henry performs a (Y-Type Move) Big Blast attack]
 * [Right Hand Man is scorched and crippled by the gigantic energy ball]
 * [Henry kicks the immobilized Right Hand Man's crisped body, breaking it apart]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: No! We're losing altitude! I've gotta get outta here!
 * [Reginald attempts to shoot Henry]
 * [Henry dodges the bullet and Reginald becomes overpowered]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: No, what are you going to do?

Airship [Fail]

 * [Henry grabs Reginald and flies with him to the Toppat Orbital Station]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Nooooo!
 * Henry Stickmin: Ahhhh!
 * [The airship crashes into the rocket]

Drop [Fail]

 * Reginald Copperbottom: No, you don't have to do this!
 * [Henry drops Reginald]
 * [Reginald deploys a parachute from his hat]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Anyone available? There's an attacker in the cockpit!
 * [The Toppats gun Henry down]

Staple

 * [Henry staples Reginald]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Ungh. So that's it then, you're just gonna leave me here to go down with the ship?
 * [Reginald shoots Henry's spine]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: Looks like we'll be sharing this last ride together! Heh heh Heh Heh Heh. Eeheheh!
 * [The airship crashes into the rocket]
 * Reginald Copperbottom: *cough* Well... you got us. *cough* Was it... worth it?
 * [Reginald concedes defeat]
 * [Henry crawls out of the wreckage and onto the hillside of the jungle, resting alongside a boulder]
 * [Henry stays there]

Multiverse Correction

 * Dave Panpa: Oh, a package, huh?
 * Rupert Price: Oi, Dave!
 * Dave Panpa: Yup! Hey, I got a package here for someone named Henry.
 * Rupert Price: I love delivering packages.