This article is a transcript for the legacy version of Breaking the Bank.
Intro[]
- [The game begins with a far-away shot of the Bank. Wind is howling, and birds can be heard cawing.]
- [The camera rapidly pans in on Henry, looking at both sides and thinking about his options to enter the Bank. The 6 options in the game then appear.]
Choices[]
Tunnel[]
- [Henry rummages around in an unseen container on his back. Scratching noises can be heard. Eventually, he takes out a shovel. Fanfare plays, he picks it up from the ground, cocks it like a gun and starts to dig down rapidly until he falls down on some rails.]
- [Henry gets up from the floor, scratches his head and looks behind as a train horn is heard. Before he has time to react, he is hit by a train going at full speed.]
- Henry Stickmin: Gah-!
Explosion[]
- [A stack of explosives containing dynamite, bombs and firework rockets is seen next to the Bank. Henry is behind a broken wall with his hands on the detonator. He closes his eyes and pulls down the detonator's lever. Nothing happens.]
- Henry Stickmin: Hm?
- [Henry goes over to investigate what happened and touches a bomb. The explosion occurs off-screen and Henry is sent flying back to the wall he was using to protect himself from the explosion.]
Lazer Drill[]
- [A deactivated laser drill is seen next to the Bank with Henry right next to it holding a controller. He presses a red button on the controller and activates the laser drill.]
- [The laser drill makes a huge crack in the wall and Henry celebrates as a cash register sound plays as he grins. Suddenly, the wall falls down on Henry as sparks come out from the laser drill.]
Wrecking Ball[]
- [Henry is seen driving a crane with a wrecking ball attached to it before stopping at the Bank's wall. The crane's air brakes and engine are heard as Henry stops the vehicle completely.]
- [Henry pulls a blue lever forward from the crane's control panel. The wrecking ball backs up.]
- [Henry then pulls the red lever backwards and the blue lever forwards with an evil grin on his face. The wrecking ball moves forward.]
- [The camera follows the wrecking ball as it moves forward and goes back at Henry making an evil grin from the crane's cab three times before the wrecking ball misses the Bank's wall, lifts up in the air and crushes the crane. Henry gasps as he notices what is about to happen.]
Teleporter[]
- [Henry is seen with a teleporter in his hands, looking at it and also at the Bank. He presses the down button, the left button and the red button at the center. The teleporter makes electronic beeps as each button is pressed.]
- [The teleporter makes Henry shake rapidly, stretch up and sideways. Henry is then seen stuck at the Bank's wall with his left hand and left leg on the interior and his right hand, right leg and head on the exterior. He attempts to pull himself out.]
- Henry Stickmin: Hggghhhh!
- [He fails to do so and sighs sadly as he drops the teleporter from his right hand to the ground.]
Disguise[]
- [The camera shows a dark blue armored truck driving along the desert with Ted McAdams and Winston Davis inside. The camera goes back to show Henry on the side of the road inside of a money bag.]
- [Henry, somehow, manages to tie the knot from inside of the money bag and falls down to the floor. The armored truck drives by the money bag, brakes off-screen and footsteps can be heard approaching the money bag.]
- Ted McAdams: Huh? How did we lose one?
- Winston Davis: I think we should throw it in the back, just to be safe?
- [The camera shows the interior of the armored truck as another money bag is thrown inside. The camera shows an X-ray view of the money bag with Henry grinning as he winks at the camera.]
- [The armored truck arrives at the Bank, which is guarded by Chad Hansen and Philly Colin who are both wielding an assault rifle and a shotgun, respectively. Henry's money bag is thrown at the Bank's vault, the door closes, the lights shut off and Henry emerges from the money bag.]
- [Henry celebrates as he realizes he is inside of the Bank's vault, surrounded by money bags.]
- Henry Stickmin: Yeah!
- [However, his left arm accidentally hits a security laser and activates the Bank's internal alarm.]
- Henry Stickmin: Huh?
- [A loud alarm is heard as Henry looks around in confusion. Suddenly, off-screen, two guards are heard shouting at Henry and cocking their guns.]
- Chad Hansen: Freeze!
- Philly Colin: Don't move!
- Philly Colin: Put your hands in the air!
- [Henry groans in frustration. The camera fades to red, and the game ends.]