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Not To Be Confused With Geoffrey Plumb.


Thirty years ago a janitor threw out his lunch. He's held a grudge against janitors ever since.
― Captain Geoffrey Custard's Bio[src]

Captain Geoffrey Custard is one of the police captains at West Mesa Penitentiary, and is seen in Escaping the Prison during the "Sneaky Escapist" ending. He hates janitors because one threw out his lunch on accident about 30 years ago.

Appearance[]

Geoffrey is a stick figure with orange facial hair, and wears a unique police captain cap with a bird badge unlike other officers.

Escaping the Prison[]

Captain Geoffrey Custard is seen when Henry Stickmin is escaping from two officers and uses a Chair to crawl up in the vents to escape. If Henry chooses to go left he will crawl over a room where Geoffrey is having a meeting with the janitor and a few other Police Officers, Johm Barley, Jen Bruhn, Jon Sascachawean, John Farn, and John Grits, Custard is going over a few topics with the officers and is currently discussing about getting more donuts. He uses a voting method to do this. Everyone at the meeting agrees, except the janitor which Geoffrey tells to shut up and kicks him out of the meeting, he then continues with the meeting until Henry falls through the vents and gets caught by Captain Geoffrey and his cadets in then which he pulls out a Shotgun trying to re-arrest or attacking Henry.

Quotes[]

Escaping the Prison[]

Sneaky Escapist[]

  • Now, all in favor of more donuts in the break room, say "aye".
  • Shut up, janitor! You don't count. Now, the next item on the-

Trivia[]

  • The subtitles makes his line "Shut up, janitor! You don't count. Now, the next item on the-" as "Shut up, janitor! You don't count. Now, the next item on the agenda..."
  • Captain Geoffrey Custard shares the same first name as one of the Toppat members, Geoffrey Plumb.
  • In the Legacy Version of EtP, Captain Geoffrey is portrayed as being much older as he has very bushy eyebrows with a long beard.
  • It is also very important to note that his bio states that he has been working as a police officer for about 30 years, meaning that he is most likely 50 years old.
  • He is the only one out of the three Police captains to have a light-colored cap.
  • His name is based off of Colonel George Armstrong Custer, a former United States Army officer and cavalry commander.
  • He is missing his eyebrows in his bio.

Gallery[]

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Police Officers

Police Captain Hat AU

Captain Ed Roberts Captain Roland Canterbury Captain Geoffrey Custard

Police Hat AU

Burt Slim Carlos Burdt Dave Panpa Gary Gray Harold Ronson Jack Sheen James Lancelot Jen Bruhn Jimmothy Pug Johm Barley John Farn John Grits Johnny Panzer Jon Sascachawean Jonas Noogan Kev Portly Matthew Flexer Michael Bends Pete Sound Rupert Price Ryan Goldman Sally Cue Shawn Sean Str8 Shoota Stump Blump Tom Hardly [Unknown] Hendrix

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