Fail Messages

An example of a Fail Message.

Fail Messages are in-game remarks on the outcomes that end badly (fails) for Henry Stickmin or other characters.

They generally tend to be rife with sardonic, yet witty remarks.

List of Fail Messages

Breaking the Bank

Note: Fail messages were not present in the original Flash version released in 2008. There wasn't any Fail messages in Crossing the Pit either.

• Shovel: Never dig straight down.
• Explosives: Handle with care.
• Teleporter: It's emergent technology. I'm sure it will get better!
• Laser: Open Sesame.
• Wrecking Ball: There's no construction scheduled for today.

Escaping the Prison

Start

• NrG Drink: NrG - Side effects include: Nausea, Headaches, Rapid Heartrate, and possibilities of Stroke and/or Heart Attack (Hmm Well that's good to know...)
• Teleporter: You just can't seem to get the hang of that thing can you?
• Rocket Launcher: Uh... Way to aim buddy...
• File (Window): Protip: Look before you leap.

Sneaky Ending/Sneaky Escapist

• Quick Time 1: You've got the reflexes of a statue... _{(Hint: You can defend yourself by tapping the alert.)}
• Quick Time 2: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you! There's another guard coming!
• Belt of Grenades: Uhh... I don't even know what to say about that one...
• Go Left: Fatty.
• Rope: This seems awfully familiar...
• Parachute: I think that was just a regular backpack. See what happens when you assume?
• Jetpack (Initial Fail): Wow... That was the lamest things I've ever seen. The animator must have gotten REALLY lazy or something. I mean honestly, that was probably the dumbest FAIL I've seen in this entire game! So anyway, what do you think about the game so far? Enjoying it? It's taken quite a while, and as I'm typing this it has yet to be completed. I doubt you'll be able to read this far down unless you figure out a way to pause or do some other sneaky thing. Laaaammmmeee!
• Jetpack (Actual Fail): It takes many hours of Jetpack training before you're able to operate one.

Legal Ending/Lawyered Up

• Anything BUT the Disguising Bag: What kind of third-rate lawyer did you hire?

Badass Ending/Badass Bust Out

• Opacitator: You'd think something like that would come up in the Beta Testing.
• Quick Time 1: Try dodging the bullets, n00b!
• Quick Time 1 (Original): Try dodging the bullets, n00b.
• Go Up: Don't worry. I hear prison dentists are great!
• Quick Time 2: It's always a good idea to watch where you are going. Especially if you're running away from the cops...
• Go Down: lol Brawl reference! :D
• Quick Time 3: Come on. You were so close!

Stealing the Diamond

Aggressive Way/Intruder On A Scooter

• Quick Time 1: Wow... You're off to a great start... Hint: You've got to use the keyboard for this part.
• Quick Time 1 [Remastered]: Wow, you're off to a great start...
• Kick: Well... You got one of the guards.
• Jump: Jumping off a speeding vehicle may not be the best idea...
• Quick Time 2: Good thing the janitors just got done buffing the floor. Could you imagine all the germs you'd be rolling in right now if they hadn't?
• Lance: Jousting. It's harder than it looks.
• Flail (formerly Mace): Stop hanging around and do something! _{(Heh heh... Get it? Ok I'll stop.)}
• Quick Time 3: C'mon! You don't have time to just stand around!
• Basket: Ah, torque. I bet you wish you paid more attention in physics class now, huh?
• Quick Time 4: I can see all of those hours of video game playing has really sharpened your reflexes. Oh wait...
• Quick Time 4 (Remastered): I can see all of those hours of playing video games have really sharpened your reflexes! Oh wait...
• Branch: Didn't really think that one through did ya?
• Quick Time 5: BOOM! Headshot.
• Sticky Grenade: I always wondered how those things work.
• Quick Time 6: Dude, do something!
• Drive: I don't think you're gonna get very far that way.
• Bribe: Strange... That usually works.

Undetected Way/Unseen Burglar

• Jumble Hoppers: Sweet flip, bro! [Using this 3 times in a row gives the Like a D6 achievement]
• Anti-Gravity Cap: You're lucky! I've always wanted to go to space!
• Tranquilizer: Whoa! What are the odds of that??
• Falcon Punch: Only one man is capable of the Falcon Punch.
• Falcon Punch (Remastered): Only one man is capable of that punch.
• Invisibility Pill: It's hard to see when you're invisible, no?
• Invisibility Pill (Remastered, Mobile): What happened? I lost track of you.
• Drop: Did you really think that was going to work?
• Wormhole Rifle (formerly Portal Gun): I'm surprised you weren't able to get down there with that amazing portal technology. It's pretty strange how those portal guns work. I mean it combines the top scientific processes of our time. The portal gun contains a flux quantum generator which propels energy blasts with energy values of 4.23 GW with an average speed of approximately 25 m/s. This speed is the most effective because it allows energy to be conserved while still maintaining a speed that is appropriate. The external plastic casing on a portal gun is constructed of a high polymer fire proof carbon fiber. This prevents the intense energy of the portal gun from burning the hands of the user. The intense energy causes intense heat. Oh by the way if you want an achievement click here. I've heard that scientists still do not know what happens if two portals are placed on top of one another. The last time that was attempted... Well, I'm sure you heard about it on the news.
• Laser Cutter: U GET CUT! Y U NO BLEED?! ˙A: The laser cauterized it.
• Cannon: You almost saved it. Almost.
• Cheese: Wha-w...Why?....Seriously?
• Snap Neck: I told you man. I TOLD you about stairs! [Gives the BUNP achievement]
• Rifle: Man, those first person shooters make it look so easy.
• Jump: I'm surprised you made it that far with that heavy diamond.

Epic Way/Just Plain Epic

• Shrink Ray: Man, worms are so much more vicious up close!
• Liqiudificator: What'd you think was going to happen?
• Do Nothing: This conversation can't be THAT interesting.
• Gun: Quick! Pretend you were joking!
• Gun (Remastered): Quick! Pretend you were joking! _{...Good one, right guys?}
• Bomb: Why would they keep live bombs in a museum?
• Go Up: Hm. Must be a light sleeper.
• Alien (formerly Metroid): Looks like they don't take kindly to orders.
• Crowbar: Why does that ALWAYS happen?
• Crowbar (Remastered): Man, I HATE it when that happens!
• Goodball (formerly Pokéball) (Mobile Greatball): 01100110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 01101110 01101111 (Translation: "Fear missingno")
• Divide By Zero Button: Sorry, I was in the bathroom. What'd I mi- Where'd... Where is everyone?
• Radioactive Button: Don't feel too bad, he probably camped for the 25 kills he needed to get that nuke.
• Satellite Button: I couldn't resist.

Infiltrating the Airship

Government Supported Private Investigator

• C4: You know when they blow stuff up and say: "TAKE COVER!!"? That's why.
• Acid: I can't stand acid either.
• Knock: They probably would have let you in if you had Girl Scout Cookies with you.
• Disguise: Oh congratulations! Happy Father's Day!
• Transdimensionalizer: You went to the 1st Dimension. It's ok just flip the switch up to go back to... Oh right...
• Platform: Targeting system must be a little off.
• Gravity Bubble: So wait... Does 'Up' increase gravity or does it lift you up into the air?
• Charles: Hey look! Charles is here!
• Mind Control: Controlling another person is harder than it looks, ok??
• Gatling Gun: Wow he didn't even hit the door...
• Remote Access: Come on and SLAM, and welcome to the JAM!
• Remote Access (Remastered): Woops, wrong subroutine.
• Timeout: This isn't a good time Charles... _{But still, that sounds crazy!}
• Ninja Star: "You missed! How could you miss he was three feet in front of you!" [Clicking the letters M, U, L, A, and N will give the Famous Movie Line achievement.]
• Falcon Kick: I think you put too much energy into it that time.
• Shut off the power.: Let's hope the landing gear still has power.
• I don't need your help!: Good Hustle.
• Flashbang: Wow, that was bright.
• Sleeping Gas: You snooze you lose. Or I guess in this case you... Don't snooze you... lose?
• Banana Bomb: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun OOoohhhhh BANANA!

Relentless Bounty Hunter/Rapidly Promoted Executive

• Laser: Newton's 3rd law. One force is actually two forces and they, uh, are the same but they're also different. Yeah... Something like that.
• Thruster: Yunno, I really expected you to go faster with those thrusters.
• Timeout 1: Whoa! That thing is COAL-ossal!
• Spikes: I see you went with a defensive move. Good choice.
• Boost: Gotta go fast! Oh by the way there's a ramp to the door.
• Timeout 2: Ok, ok! No more quick time events. How's your head, by the way?
• Metal Fist: I think it would've been cooler if you turned into a rhino. Rhinos are difficult to draw.
• Metal Fist (Remastered): I think it would've been cooler if you turned into a rhino.
• Warp: Some are not mentally prepared enough for alternate dimensions.
• Metal Bend: "You're a bender, Harry" -Gandalf
• Robo Pants (formerly Techno Trousers): You forgot to wear the harness didn't you?
• Dirk:
  • Fight: Out of all those options you chose Fight? How boring.
  • Blitz: I thought for sure that would've done it.
  • Magic: Gee that... BackFIREd. _{10/10 jokes here folks.}
• Yo-Yo:
  • Bash: What did you expect hitting him with a yo-yo would do?
  • PSI: I'd be crying if you flashed me too.
  • Defend: "The best offense is a good defense" -Somebody Unsuccessful
• JetBoots: Jetboots production notes: Find lighter material to construct boots out of.
• Beef Up: BeefUp! See results in up to 8 seconds!
• Parachute: Butterfingers [Clicking on the fail message gives the achievement Buttery Snack.]
• Missile: On second thought that might not have been such a good idea...

Pure Blooded Thief

• Joy Buzzer: [Allan please add details]
• Joy Buzzer (Remastered): Remind me to never shake your hand.
• Expanding Foam: I think it said do NOT shake well.
• Bomb: Should've used the remote bombs.
• Computer: ..Just one more turn?
• Elevator: Could've sworn that was an elevator.
• Teleporter: Well I'd better get going. Have fun here by yourself!
• Stretch Chewies: That really grinds my gears. ROFL
• Magic Pencil: Why did you draw a 'Nutshot Crawler'?
• Wizard Magic: ...Rolled a 1...
• Hack: Watt are you doing? That's quite shocking! I'm glad I'm not in your current situation. I bet you can't wait to go Ohm.
• Retroglove (formerly Power Glove): You look like an idiot...
• Clawpack: Take care of your bird! Err... Claw.
• Gravity Manipulator (formerly Gravity Gun): I think you pulled the wrong trigger. That one launches.
• Shell: ..What exactly was your plan there?
• Propane Tank: Hank Hill Quote ...Tell ya h-what.
• Umbrella: Maybe a spoonful of sugar will make you feel better.
• L. Cut MK 1: We'll take our problems and PUSH them somewhere else!
• D.E.B.: (no message)
• G.A.B.E.N.: error: stack overflow System.IO.FileNotFoundException: Could not find file C:\Program Files\HL3\GABEN.dll Dump cache;

Lightning Quick Larcenist

• Ball 'n Chain/LQL "Ending" (Fake ending): A winner is you!

• 

  Zero-Point Energy: I don't really know where you were planning to put that.

Fleeing the Complex

• 

  Play Dead: Pretty convincing there.

Convict Allies

• Distract: I... Wh... I just.. Whaat.
• Bounce Bros: Did you really need to be so extravagant?
• Tall Guy: I don't see how being taller was supposed to help there.
• GraviToR v2.0: Newton's 6th Law. Use the gravity knob to reset gravity to the default setting.
• Judo Throw: That's about the teamwork I expected.
• Grenade + Taser: Electricity + Grenade = Crazy Explosion apparently.
• Grenade + Crossbow: If he goes down he's taking you with him!

• Sniper Rifle + Crossbow: >Let's see that in an instant replay< _{(Sound Warning)}

• Blend In: What is that guy a detective or something?
• Pass By: Looks like they bought your disguises.
• Adrenaline: I guess they do look pretty similar. I see how you could get them mixed up...
• The KNEE: Whoa whoa whoa! You can't go mixing fighting game references like that!
• Hole in the fence: Looks like you needed one of these. (Stickman acting as blocker Lemming.)
• Truck: Didn't your mother tell you to not get into vans with strangers? I guess this is a truck.

Ghost Inmate

• Pickpocket: Did you really need all that? _{No loot left behind!}
• Command Melody: Too bad you didn't know how to play, like, an Ocarina or something.
• Sprint: Bet you thought that was just a spear.
• Longshot: The longshot only hooks on to wood things. Luckily you hit one! :D
• Spring: Come to think of it those boingers are kinda loud.
• Bungee: Did... Did you just bungee jump with a plain rope?
• Button: Lunchtime already fellas?
• Balance: Oh. That pipe wasn't very sturdy. _Fatso...
• Plunger Boots: aeiou [Repeatedly clicking the fail message gives the aeiou achievement.]
• Box: Hey at least you weren't found!
• Shadozer: Now you're but a shadow of your former self.
• Rocket: I think you mixed up the staging process a bit.
• S.S. Annie: Did you think none of the crew would notice an unscheduled departure?

Presumed Dead

• Timeout 1: Notice that new timer? Now you know exactly how much time you have before your terrible reflexes are revealed.
• Timeout 1 (remastered): Notice that timer? Now you know exactly how much time you have before your terrible reflexes are revealed.
• Speed Shoes: 2 fast 4 you
• Hide: Oh, you managed to find a cell on your own! What a responsible prisoner.
• Timeout 2: Yunno, I don't think this guy knows what he's saying.
• Web Throw: Your hands are still covered up you know. _{Can you even shot web?}
• Tool Gun: Cheaters never prosper.
• Building: That wasn't scary.
• Tank: Gee, TANKS a lot.
• Cocca Colinski: TKO
• Costume: Those guys need to CHILL.
• Sandwich: This one weird trick will make you SUPER BUFF! Weightlifters HATE him!
• Timeout 3: Not even close, baby.
• Bail: You should've followed up with a tether from your wrist strapped grapple hook. _{What do you mean you don't have one of those...}
• Shoot: Eyes on the road, man!
• Warp Star: This place seems familiar.
• Airbag: Airbags save lives.
• Surrender: Maximum security? What an honor!

International Rescue Operative/The Betrayed

• Teleporter: gg no re
• Sonic Pulse: That hurt my ears! >:C
• Fake Illness: What, you don't like your new friends?
• Cookie: How curious.

International Rescue Operative

• Bubble Shield: Perfect! Now you won't get hurt.
• Earthbend: You were doing so well!
• Snipe: Friendly Fire: ON
• Charles: Not again! You should know better!
• Leap down: Report Charles, bad teammate.
• Tackle Kerdrew: There goes your ride.
• Run to the Helicopter: Well that went about as poorly as it could've.

The Betrayed

• Undercover agent: He spent three years undercover... What a waste.
• Neurotoxin: Oh, did they forget to hand out your gas mask beforehand?
• Magnet: Well you see, because of entropy the... uh... Alright I can't BS my way through this one.
• Slingshot: This seems like a good place to keep a medal. Click HERE for a medal.

Completing the Mission

Revenged

• Spirit Forme: That doesn't seem right, but I don't know enough about anime to dispute it.
• Gun Forme: Not bad, kid... You made me use almost 10% of my power.
• Absorb: Wow, that's gotta be the Play of the Game.
• Baseball Bat: Homerun?
• Airship:
• Drop: Wow, his hat has undergone some upgrades!

Toppat 4 Life/Multiverse Imbalance

• Rope: Psh! I could've made that.
• Climb: I know weiners are good and all, but you can't be chowing down in a place like this.
• Knife: Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.
• Duplicatorange: Wait, this isn't the original Henry. We're not gonna follow some COPY!
• Hijack: AND you forgot to signal. Sheesh!
• Walkthrough: Wow... You spent a total of <time watched in seconds> watching that scene.
• Radio: Gee, the Center of Chaos Containment sure has a surplus of nuclear bombs, huh...
• Ultimate Freeze: Chaos contained.
• Majora's Mask button:

You should have thought

about what I am willing to do

in order to get

the job done.

Toppat King

• Super Punch: The Toppats will always remember you as a hero.
• Very Accurate Targeting System: ... 95 percent, huh?
• Helicopter: Who do you think you are? Charles?
• Abandon: That's Karma for ya.
• Revolver: Were you waiting til High Noon-Thirty to shoot?
• Boomerang: What a stunning performance.
• Summon: Last week, but not to worry.
• Style on 'em: Not gonna lie, that was pretty stylish.
• Charge: Oh my god, he just ran in.
• Timeout: Seatbelts everyone!
• Ellie: Shooting from a moving vehicle is actually really hard. Especially if you're supposed to be driving.
• Right-Hand Man: Overshot by just a liiiiiiiitle bit.
• G-Inverter: Pretty sure I had a nightmare like this.
• Cloud: Today's forecast: No clouds.

Toppat Civil Warfare

• Chainsaw: Hm. Definitely thought the other side would fall, like in all the other cartoons.
• Save State: Shot through the leg, and you're to blame. You give save states a bad name.
• Plead: I don't think so, Tim.
• Toppy: They could tell you don't look like Henry. What, you think all stick figures look the same??
• Mind Crystal: Ugh! Schalooob!
• The Good Gents: What!? That's OP! They better be nerfing that in the next patch!
• Midnight Surprise: Ah, just like old times. _{That was a poorly thought out plan...}

Free Man

• Remote: Hmm... Seems like there's still an impostor Among Us.
• Inner Strength: You can't break those cuffs.
• Lockpick: There's no lock to pick.
  • Lockpick x2: There is still no lock to pick...
  • Lockpick x3: You gotta stop trying this, man.
  • Lockpick x4: THERE. IS. NO. LOCK.
  • Lockpick x5: Hgnk!! FFrrggghhhH!
  • Lockpick x6: Fine!? You want a lock? THERE! There's your lock!
  • Lockpick (Fail): You should've just moved onto something else...

• Bomb: Door's open.
• Melt Ray: It melted alright.
• Big Sword: That's a big boy sword. For big boys only.
• Underbarrel Grenade Launcher: Who brings a grenade launcher onto a space station?!
• Harden: It's not very effective...
• Sweep The Legs: That's gonna be an 'Ouch' from me, Dawg.
• Do Nothing: You don't have time to read the instruction manual for that suit!
• Fire Missiles: The release mechanism is located near your thumb on the right hand. It's a small button with a missile symbol on it. All you need to do is hit that to fire off the missile. WARNING: If you do not disconnect the missile it may activate while still connected to your suit.
• Positron Reflector: Unfortunately it only reflects projectiles.
• Earth: Toasty!
• Left Satellite: Next time you want to attack, don't use a communications satellite.
• Bottom Satellite:

FRONT

TOWARDS ENEMY

Capital Gains

• Timeout: Don't stop now!
• Swords: Lost the lead.
• Hunker: Nice tank. Only way to see is to be looking out the top.
• Force Lift: We get it. You lift.
• Purse of Holding: You two look like you could use some patented purse of holding carrying purses.
• Shell Bounce:

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• Needle: What was the POINT of that? ...Not the SHARPest idea. Gotta PIN the blame on you for that one. Did you really NEEDLE that money? _{(Alright that one was a stretch)}

Little Nest Egg

• Fire: That cannon is angled up SO FAR.
• Join the Caravan: All you had to do was follow the dang train, Henry!
• Timeout: This gives a new definition to Bullet Time.
• Inside: ...Maybe they didn't notice.
• Commandeer: No free rides.
• Fight>Mr. Macbeth: Seeing the conductor riddle you with bullets... It fills you with determination.
• Act>Bribe: Henry really bribes? No dignity.
• Mercy>Spare: Oh mercy me.
• By Land: Watching you make choices is such a trainwreck.
• By Air: There. Now nobody gets to have it.

Master Bounty Hunter

• Close Quarters Combat: Henry! All you alright? Answer me! HENNNRRYYYYYYYY!!!
• Sneak: This never would've happened at 100.
• Dance Off 1: Do not.
• Cluster Charge: Nice triple kill.
• Dog Pile: Everyone! Pile on!
• Dance Off 2: Cease.
• Rock Paper Scissors: Laser blaster beats scissors.
• Self Destruct: Henry bit the dust.
• Dance Off 3: No.
• Finish Him: This! Is! Toppats!
• Rewire: Deep down he is always gonna be a Toppat. There's no rewiring that.
• Dance Off 4: STOP IT!!!!!!

Jewel Baron

• Timeout: Plan of attack: Fly in a straight line and do nothing.
• Barrel Roll: That was an Aileron roll...
• Lightspeed: You forgot to hold on to your butts.
• Leap: Jump farther.
• Pole Vault: Well, you had good form at least.
• Catapult: You should've used a trebuchet. They are far superior.
• Ramp: Don't worry, the Toppats validate parking.
• Rocket: You just lit a rocket. Rockets explode.
• Bridge: Measure once, cut twice. ... Wait.
• Cannon: Kaboom, baby!
• Eject: The "Eject" button ejects. Well, whaddaya know.
• Wallclip: It's a hard move to pull off. You have to be frame-perfect.
• SMASH: Jeez, calm down.
• Emerald: Hey, that thing is REALLY heavy, ok?
• Chance Time: Chance Time ALWAYS screws you over.
• Load State:
• Super Henry: You need like 6 more Emeralds before you can transform into Super Henry.

Pardoned Pals/Toppat Recruits

• Controller + Wings: Thank you wings, very cool!
• Rope + RPG: What... Was the plan there, exactly..?
• RPG + Controller: Wrong kind of RPG for a controller. Still gave you control though!
• CorrupTick:
• CorrupTick (After "reset"): I... Uh... I think something went wrong.
• Disguise Kit: Oh that's very convincing.
• Do Nothing: Dang! He ain't gonna be in Henry 7!
• Grapple: Henry will remember that.
• Catch: Fatso.
• None: Normally you want to be INSIDE the rocket when it goes into space.
• The Wall: If you can't leave em, join em.

Stickmin Space Resort

• Timeout 1: Off to a good start.
• Limbo: That's as far back as you can go?
• Jump: Sweet hops, bro.
• Crate: Hey that's mine.
• Ramp: Dread it. Run from it. The shell arrives all the same.
• Timeout 3: Lag.
• Battering Ram: Still ignoring those physics lessons?
• Drill: hehehe drill go brrrrrrr
• Timeout 4: First try!
• Hammer (Left): Only 95 more hits to go.
• Hammer (Center): Not much of a brain there to begin with.
• Timeout 5: Return to Sender.
• Stage: Caught a big one!
• Full Speed: Outta gas.

Cleaned 'em Out

• Toppat Box: Never underestimate laziness.
• Prop: Well, fire IS the best way to test for fake props.
• Mannequin: Press F to Pay Respects
• Sit: Stowaways? On MY train? It's more likely than you think.
• Do Nothing: Last stop, brick wall.
• Pinchers: That's really gonna affect your rating...
• Window: The window of opportunity has passed.
• Infini³: This is why you don't buy things used.
• Leafmöde: Picking them all up at once? Good thinking!

Triple Threat

• Parachute Entrance: No guns. Of course.
• Umbrella Entrance: Outplayed.
• Wing Entrance: What a graceful landing.
• Build (Henry): You died!
• Throw (Ellie): So Long-eh, Henry!
• Climb Down And Run (Ellie): Only 20 more minutes until you're almost halfway there!
• Do Nothing: He came outta nowhere!
• Net: That's a net loss for you two.
• Hand: High Five, bro!
• Downgrader: I guess the budget ran out.
• Fusion: Normally this goes on for another 3 hours.
• Ellie's Plan: Forward Left... Your left or mine?
• Charles' Plan: It would've been amazing, Charles.

Valiant Hero

• Drop Off: ★☆☆☆☆ "The dude straight up drove into lasers."
• Beam Aboard: "Welcome aboard! Now get out."
• Air Cannon: "You used up all the air already? You glutton."
• Super Accurate Laser Shot: "Shields up!"
• Hot Knife: "Butterfingers?"
• Hack: bruh.
• Lift: Are you lifting with your back?
• Luxury Escape Pod: Rude.
• Occupied Escape Pod: Why do they even HAVE that lever?

Special BROvert Ops

• Stomp: Saved ya, Charles!
• Panel: That kinda seemed like the opposite thing to do.
• Cupcake: Worth.
• JetPod: Hey its your uber driver here.. Am outside
• Invisible Bridge: Oh no no no, he didn't put it THERE, silly.
• TV Broadcast: What? It's a good show, Brant.
• Subsonic Wave: Must've had it set to 11.
• Wrench: And that was only a level TWO engine!
• Power Button: Everyone knows 'Off' stands for Offense.
• Painting Portal: Gotta collect more of those extra life mushrooms.
• Bug Juice: Hmm. I guess it only lasts for an hour in bug years.
• Sleep Dart: Hm. Sturdy glass.
• IR Sniper: Let's see YOU fire a gun while piloting a helicopter!

Gallery

Breaking the Bank/BtB

Teleporter fail

Wrecking ball fail

Explosives fail

Shovel fail

Laser fail

Start

NrG Drink

Teleporter

Rocket Launcher

Sneaky Ending/Sneaky Escapist(SE)

File on the window fail

Timeout 1

Timeout 2

Belt of Grenades fail

Go left fail

Rope fail

Parachute fail

(Almost) Unreadable Jetpack fail

Readable Jetpack fail

Legal Ending/Lawyered Up(LU)

Anything but the Disguising Bag

Badass Ending/Badass Bust Out(BBO)

Opacitator fail

Timeout 1

Go up fail

Timeout 2

Go down fail

Timeout 3

Aggresive Way/Intruder on a Scooter(IoaS)

Timeout 1

Kick Fail

Jump Fail

Kick Fail

Timeout 2

Lance Fail

Mace/Flail Fail

Timeout 3

Basket Fail

Timeout 4

Branch Fail

Timeout 5

Sticky Grenade Fail

Timeout 6

Bribe Fail

Drive Fail

Undetected Way/Unseen Burglar(UB)

Jumble Hoppers Fail

Anti-Gravity Cap Fail

Falcon Punch Fail

Invisibility Pill Fail (Remastered Version)

Tranquilizer Fail

Drop Fail

Wormhole Rifle/Portal Gun Fail

Laser Cutter Fail

Cheese Fail

Cannon Fail

Snap Neck Fail

Jump Fail

Rifle Fail

Epic Way/Just Plain Epic(JPE)

Liquidificator Fail

Shrink Ray Fail

Timeout

Gun Fail

Bomb Fail

Go Up Fail

Alien Fail

Crowbar Fail

Goodball Fail

Divide by 0 Button Fail

Radioactive Button Fail

Satellite Button Fail

Lightning Quick Larcenist(fake ending)

Zero Point Energy fail

Ball n' Chain/LQL Ending fail

Pure Blooded Thief(PBT)

Joy Buzzer fail (Remastered)

Expanding Foam fail

Bomb fail

Computer fail

Elevator fail

Magic Pencil fail

Stretch Chewies fail

Teleporter fail

Hack fail

Retroglove/Power Glove fail

Wizard Magic fail

Gravity Manipulator/Gravity Gun fail

Clawpack fail

Shell fail

Umbrella fail

Propane Tank fail

G.A.B.E.N. Fail

Dark Energy Blaster Fail

Laser Cut fail

Government Supported Private Investigator(GSPI)

Acid fail

Knock fail

C4 fail

Transdimensionalizer fail

Disguise fail

Charles fail

Platform fail

Gravity Bubble fail

Gatling Gun fail

Remote Access fail

Mind Control fail

Timeout

Ninja Star fail

Falcon Kick fail

"I don't need your help!" fail

"Shut off the power." fail

Banana Bomb fail

Flashbang fail

Sleeping Gas fail

Relentless Bounty Hunter(RBH)/Rapidly Promoted Executive(RPE)

Thruster fail

Laser fail

Timeout 1

Spikes fail

Boost fail

Timeout 2

Metal Fist fail

Warp fail

Metal Bend fail

Techno Trousers fail

Fight fail

Blitz fail

Magic fail

Bash fail

PSI Flash fail

Defend fail

BeefUp fail

JetBoots fail

Parachute fail

Missile fail

Fleeing the Complex/FtC

Convict Allies(CA) /Ghost Inmate(GI)

Play Dead fail

Distraction Dance Fail

Tall Guy fail

Bounce Bros. fail

Judo Throw fail

GraviTOR v2.0 fail

Crossbow + Sniper Rifle fail

Crossbow + Grenade fail

Grenade + Taser fail

Blend In fail

Pass By fail

Adrenaline fail

The KNEE fail

Hole in the Fence fail

Truck fail

Sprint fail

Pickpocket fail

Command Melody fail

Spring fail

Longshot fail

Button fail

Bungee fail

Balance fail

Plunger Boots fail

Box fail

Shadozer fail

Rocket fail

S.S. Annie fail

Presumed Dead(PD)

Timeout 1

Hide fail

Speed Shoes fail

Timeout 2

Web Throw fail

Connection Terminated

Tool Gun fail

Cocca Colinski fail

Wall Tank fail

FtC Building Fail.JPG

Building fail

Costume fail

Sandwich fail

Timeout 3

Bail fail

Shoot fail

Warp Star fail

Airbag fail

Surrender fail

International Rescue Operative(IRO) /The Betrayed(TB)

Cookie fail

Sonic Pulse fail

Teleporter fail

Fake Illness fail

Bubbleshield fail

Earthbend fail

Snipe fail

Charles fail

Run to the Helicopter fail

Leap Down fail

Tackle Kerdrew fail

Neurotoxin fail

Undercover fail

Magnet fail

Slingshot fail

Revenged(R)

Gun Forme fail

Spirit Forme fail

Absorb fail

Baseball Bat fail

Airship fail

Drop fail

Toppat 4 Life(T4L)

Rope fail

Climb fail

Knife fail

Duplicatorange fail

Walkthrough fail (Note: Henry will look at the player with a depressed look)

Hijack fail

Radio/Phantom fail

Ultimate Freeze fail

Majora's Mask Button fail

Toppat King(TK)

Helicopter fail

Abandon fail

Revolver fail

Boomerang fail

Charge fail

Summon fail

Style On 'Em fail

Timeout

Ellie fail

Right Hand Man fail

G-Inverter fail

Cloud fail

Toppat Civil Warfare(TCW)

Save State/Load Save fail

Plead fail

Chainsaw fail

Mind Crystal fail

Toppy fail

The Good Gents fail

Midnight Surprise fail

Free Man(FM)

Remote fail

Inner Strength fail

Lockpick fail

Bomb fail

Melt Ray fail

Underbarrel Grenade Launcher fail

Big Sword fail

Sweep the Legs fail

Harden fail

Timeout

Fire Missiles fail

Positron Reflector fail

Go to Earth fail

Left Satellite fail

Central Satellite fail

Capital Gains(CG)

Timeout

Swords fail

Hunker fail

Purse of Holding fail

Force Lift fail

Shell Bounce fail

Needle fail

Little Nest Egg(LNE)

Fire fail

Join the Caravan fail

Timeout

Inside fail

Commandeer fail

Fight fail

Bribe fail

Spare fail

By Land fail

By Air fail

Master Bounty Hunter(MBH)

Dance Off fail 1

Close-Quarters Combat fail

Stealth fail

Dance Off fail 2

Cluster Charge fail

Dogpile fail

Dance Off fail 3

Rock Paper Scissors fail

Self-Destruct fail

Dance Off fail 4

Finish Him! fail

Rewire fail

Jewel Baron(JB)

Timeout

Barrel Roll fail

Lightspeed fail

Leap fail

Pole Vault fail

Catapult fail

Ramp fail

Rocket fail

Bridge fail

Cannon Fail

Eject fail

Wallclip fail

SMASH fail

Emerald fail

Chance Time fail

Super Henry

Pardoned Pals(PP)/Toppat Recruits(TR)

Rope + RPG fail

RPG + Controller fail

Controller + Wings fail

Disguising Kit fail

CorrupTick fail

Timeout

Catch fail

Grapple fail

None fail

The Wall fail

Stickmin Space Resort(SSR)

Timeout 1

Jump fail

Limbo fail

Crate fail

Ramp fail

Timeout 2

Battering Ram fail

Drill fail

Timeout 3

Hammer (left) fail

Hammer (middle) fail

Timeout 4

Stage fail

Full Speed fail

Cleaned 'em Out(CeO)

Prop fail

Toppat Box fail

Mannequin fail

Sit fail

Timeout

Window fail

Pinchers fail

Infini3 Cube fail

Leafmode fail

Triple Threat(TT)

Parking Lot via Parachute fail

Tower via Parasol fail

Rocket via Wings fail

Build fail

Throw fail

Climb Down and Run fail

Timeout

Hand fail (Note: Charles will make a smug face on the camera while Ellie and Henry falling)

Net fail

Downgrader fail

Fusion fail

Charles' Plan fail

Ellie's Plan fail

Valiant Hero(VH)

Drop Off Fail

Beam Aboard Fail

Air Cannon fail

Hot Knife Fail

Super Accurate Laser Shot fail

Lift fail

Hack fail

Occupied Escape Pod fail

Luxury Escape Pod fail

Special BROvert Ops(SBO)

Stomp fail

Cupcake fail

Panel fail

JetPod fail

Invisible Bridge fail

Subsonic Wave fail

TV Broadcast fail

Power Button fail

Wrench fail

Bug Juice fail

Painting Portal fail

Sleep Dart fail

IR Snipe fail

Trivia

• The guilty fail in Escaping the Prison is the only one to not have the word "fail"(or a corruption of it) in it at all.
• In the original version of Stealing the Diamond, the fail message when Henry uses the invisibility pill is changed: "What happened? I lost track of you."
  • This is also the case in the remastered version since there is now a tall wall blocking the edge of the museum's roof.
• The fail messages are probably sent by PuffballsUnited to mock Henry.
• Canonically, they may also be sent by a possibly bored Wilson Stone from the Center for Chaos Containment. During the Dark Energy Bomb/Blaster fail, the only fail to not have a fail message, Wilson dies. Wilson's bio says that he is one of the best directors, so it's not impossible that he is looking at the multiverse.
• The D.E.B. fail is the only fail screen to not have a fail message. This was most likely done because PuffballsUnited thought the moment would be ruined by a funny fail message, the impact of the D.E.B. destroyed the fail message as well, or the fail screen was respectful enough to not mock a tragic death scene.
• If you created a Save State in the Toppat Civil Warfare route, you can load it in Jewel Baron. This results in you getting the Save State failure, and pressing Retry will give you the choices from Toppat Civil Warfare.