Infiltrating the Airship/Transcript

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[Game opens up with Henry Stickmin sleeping, then wakes up on board in a helicopter]
Captain Galeforce: Well, well... Look who finally decided to wake up. You've been quite elusive, but your skills make you worth the catch. You'll be perfect for the job. We've been having some issues with a group of thieves known as the Toppat Clan. We know they're guilty, we just can't pin them to any crimes. You will be going into their airship to bring them down. I don't need to remind you that we've got you on several charges: attempted robbery, breaking yourself out of prison, and even stealing the Tunisian Diamond. We've got quite a lot of counts on you. Do this job right, and we'll drop all charges against you. Charlie here will be bringing you close to the airship. The rest is up to you. Find a way to bring them down, and you'll be a free man.
Charles Calvin: Hey, uh, how do you want me to bring you in?

Government Supported Private Investigator[]

Charles Calvin: Check check, this is Charles. Thought I'd give you a heads up. There's a guy...down there...a bad guy so uhh, yeah. Good luck!

Vacuum[]

[Henry sets a vacuum that sucks in the hatch alongside the Airship Hatch Guard]
Hatchman: "Hey, what's the big idea!? I don't understand what's going on!" (Muffled shouting)
Charles Calvin: Hey good job there! Oh, uh, so we should probably look for something incriminating, something we can use to prove that they're criminals, you know? I mean... that's the whole point of this operation.
Magnus Eriksson: (in the background) Dude that's so sick!
Slice: Alright gentlemen, we've been tasked with developing new weapons for the clan. Any ideas?
Magnus Eriksson: I was kinda thinking-

Disguise [Fail][]

Slice: Alright so if we go up to three caliber... [Suspicious Look] Hey you there! What do you think you're doing? It's Smith, right?
[Henry nods]
Slice: What are you doing here, mate?! Your wife's gone into labor! Take that escape pod behind you. It'll take you right to the hospital. Go ahead. Don't worry, we'll tell the chief.

Glue[]

Slice: Naw we can't do that.
Magnus Eriksson: Why not, man?
Slice: You do realize how much a golden cannon will weigh, don't ya?
Magnus Eriksson: Dude we totally got enough power! What do you think man?
Winston Davis: Well, I'm still kinda new here. So I'm not really sure what to say.
Douglass Murl: Mmrgh. Door's jammed again!
Charles Calvin: Oh, hey uh...see that records sign? Where it says records? That would probably be a good place to look right? Let me just uh help you get across that gap.

Platform [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Ok uh let me just uh teleport this thing in here for ya.
Henry Stickmin: EEEEAAAAAAHHH! (falls off)

Gravity Bubble [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Yeah I have this thing here that allows me to manipulate gravity. Should to be able to uhh get you to float across. Let me just...wait...did it work?

Charles [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Alright, here I come~ [Singing Fanfare]

Robo Helper[]

Charles Calvin: Alright here it comes.
Wilhelm Krieghaus: Put the card in. Ok, press the button.
Charles Calvin: I don't think that guy knows how to open a door. Yeah, just let me take care of this.
Wilhelm Krieghaus: I do not understand this!

Gatling Gun [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Alriiiight, get to bring out the big guns!
[Shoots Gatling Gun]
Charles Calvin: Okay, it should be good to go now.

Mind Control [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Wow this guy really is a moron. I can't believe he doesn't know how to open a door.
[Breaks the Card Key]
Charles Calvin: Whoops.

Remote Access [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Alright uh I hacked into their security system...should be able to open the door from here.

Bone Melt[]

Handsome Harold: Oh man, I remember this. Good thing nobody knows about this, or we'd be in a lot of trouble.

Timeout [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Oh, man! A duck just flew right into the propeller! Oh, what a mess!

Falcon Kick [Fail][]

Henry Stickmin: FALCON- [Burns into ashes]

Spook[]

Handsome Harold: Oh, hello Mr. Spider.
Charles Calvin: Alright you got some evidence! Oh, wait, there's no way you're getting through there. There's lots of guys and there's lots of guns that's all I'm gonna say. Iiiiit looks like you can get around if you go through that air duct.
[Henry enters the air duct]
Charles Calvin: Alright I've hacked into their power grid...what do you want me to do?

Make an Animal Noise[]

Henry Stickmin: [Makes a Sheep noise]
Charles Calvin: Okaay.... I-I don't understand what that means.

I don't need your help! [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: I'm sorry... I just thought that you needed some help is all...

Shut off the Power [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Ok. Shutting down the power now.
[The power is shut off completely and the airship begins falling]

Reroute the Power[]

Charles Calvin: Ok I'll reroute the power to a random room, that's fine.
Al Kohaul: Nonono, nooooooo!
Charles Calvin: Alright Henry you're almost there. I'm right outside so just open the bay door and I'll uh catch you on the chopper.
Benjamin Bourseious: Hey! What're you doin'?
Matthew Norbert: Yeah, uhh, we got a situation down in the cargo bay.

Flashbang [Fail][]

Charles Calvin: Fire in the hole!

Force Gun[]

Charles Calvin: Hey, there's a button on your earpiece. You should press it.
[Henry presses the button, which reveals the Force Gun]
[Henry uses the force gun to blast the Toppats off the airship]
Benjamin and Matthew: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Right Hand Man: What's going-
[Henry jumps out then uses the force gun to land in the helicopter]
Right Hand Man: Hmm, this could be a problem.

Relentless Bounty Hunter/Rapidly Promoted Executive[]

Oldmin: Um, sir? I've been looking at the numbers here... What do you think?
Thomas Chestershire: Ah, Yes. Let me take a look.
[Henry crashes into the cockpit]
Right Hand Man: Go go, I'll hold him off! COME ON THEN!

Chair[]

Right Hand Man: Everyone listen up, we've got a security alert. Keep a lookout for a guy in a big plastic ball. No, no, I'm serious.

Eject[]

Reginald Copperbottom: Hurry up now, activate the doors!

Metal Fist [Fail][]

Henry Stickmin: Oww...

Can of Beans[]

[Henry farts all the way past the doors in time, then crashes through the walkway]
Dave Panpa: Woah...

Warp (Fail)[]

Henry Stickmin: Woaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Reginald Copperbottom: *breathes*

Henry Stickmin: Duh! *falls to the floor*

Rocket Jump[]

Reginald Copperbottom: No, no, get away!
[Right Hand Man Appears]
Right Hand Man: Now I've got ya.

Glider[]

Reginald Copperbottom: Help! Help!
[Henry captures Reginald]
Reginald Copperbottom: Listen, Listen! You've defeated my right-hand man, and then you've defeated me. I surrender the airship to you.
Captain Galeforce: Great work, Henry! Now just get him to us and we'll get your life back!

Tank in a Box (Relentless Bounty Hunter)[]

Reginald Copperbottom: No!

Missile [Fail][]

Captain Galeforce: He's firing on us! Now we can take him down! Return fire!
Fail Messages: on second throughtthat might have been such a good idea

Dummies (Rapidly Promoted Executive)[]

Charles Calvin: You think they're alright? Pretty big fall.
Captain Galeforce: I'm sure Henry had a plan. What is...
[Captain Galeforce finds out that Henry betrayed them]
Captain Galeforce: HENRYYYY!!!!

Pure Blooded Thief[]

Magic Pencil [Fail][]

[Henry draws a glider or springboard]
[The drawing comes to life and stands up]
[The drawing kicks Henry in the nuts]
[The drawing hops away]
[Henry collapses in pain]
Fail Messages: why did you draw a 'nutshot crawler'?

Teleporter [Fail][]

Henry Stickmin: Ummm.....
Fail Messages: WellI'd better get going.Have fun here by yourself

Leap[]

Reginald Copperbottom: [P.A.] My apologies everyone. Had to deploy some basic maneuvers. A flock of ducks flew by.

If Henry collects the Key[]

Dave Panpa: Hey, you think you could... let me outta here?
[Henry unlocks the cell door]
Dave Panpa: Oh, thank you!

Retroglove [Fail] (If Henry doesn't collect the key)[]

[Dave Panpa laughs]
Fail Messages: you look an idiot..

Shrink n' Grow[]

[Henry sets off the alarm]
Geoffrey Plumb: Hey you! Stop right there!
Captain Galeforce: What's going on?
Charles Calvin: I think he set off some sort of alarm, in the vault?
Captain Galeforce: What? He's gone rogue?! OK, move to plan B, call in reinforcements and move in.
Geoffrey Plumb: Yeah this is Geoffrey. Yeah, I got him right here so you guys don't need to-

Armor[]

[The Toppat Airship crashes]
Mac Damper: Move out men! Let's go! Come on now!
Rhounda Pounda: (Battle cry) Ahhhhh!
Larry Gordon: Wilson, we gotta get outta here! We've got chaos at our front doorstep! We aren't built to deal with this, man!
Wilson Stone: Go! Evacuate everyone! I can take care of this.

Dark Energy Bomb/Blaster[]

[Dark energy bomb emerges consuming and disintegrating everything in its path, soon to include Wilson]
Wilson Stone: Goodbye.

Prototypes[]

Right Hand Man: There he is, he's got the ruby!
Reginald Copperbottom: No forget about it! We've gotta retreat or else the Toppat Clan will be history.
[The helicopter approaches Henry]
Charles Calvin: Orders Captain?
Captain Galeforce: Let him go.
Charles Calvin: What?!
Captain Galeforce: We got what we came for. He's not worth the trouble.

Lightning Quick Larcenist[]

Benjamin Bourseious: Hey-Hey, d'you hear somethin' over there?
Matthew Norbert: Naw man, I didn't hear nothin'.
[Henry and the vault then fall down until it is catched by Charles' helicopter. On the helicopter, Henry opens the vault, revealing a teddy bear in it. Rupert Price steadily aims his gun at Henry]
Fail Messages: a winner is you...